Only post in this thread if you are fucking, wasted, or a semi helpful God
 

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I am wasted.

:D


I'd like to be fucking.


I think I'd be an unhelpful God. Perhaps demanding. Definately fun.

I got wasted and I wastedly fucked last night and I felt like God.

hahahaha

hello

right now I'd say you're fucking with every guy in here...

will internet sex do?

I open doors for old ladies and black people.

You're pretty much Tyler Perry.

I'm trying to be less helpful because being more than semi has gotten me into nothing but agony. I believe that the pendulum swing away from being an enabler will bring me closer to godliness.

wasted less by the request of the one I'm fucking constantly. not much time for self destruction as it is, so what the hell.

im coming down HARD after i dont know how longses--- 48 hours? cant do math right now but i'm not rolling-- it's been mostly alcohol but mostly great fucking people around and that's what counts

so im rather wasted but isn't that life? i mean-- seriously.

"After sipping divine wine from her chalice the Goddess Durga.."

Azathoth, the blind idiot god.

however fucked you might think you are right now, i'm fuckeder

I think that certainly puts you in the running for fuckedest.

Smoked up, watching Freaks and Geeks, then Battlestar Galatica, getting ready to chomp on some artisan Italian herb bread dipped in single-source, Spanish, EVOO

i was so unimpressed, until i realised you'd failed to spell Galactica properly, and then i thought, OK, I can accept this

i'm currently bumming the shit out of a fucking wasted god. do i qualify for this thread?

all qualify.

I'd say it would be more difficult to not..

I'm a more than helpful semigod.
That's kinda tricky.

illustrate yrself as this.. haha