whats the worst insult that you ever had
 

i don't mean devastatingly insulting putdowns, but insults that fail because they aren't even insulting

one time i got told "it's never light with you, why can't you just be light and have some fun?" and i was like, shit, thank you so very much. thats a great compliment.

"you're just a faggot who sits inside and reads books all day" well shit, thanks. i do try to read everyday.



i know its a terrible idea for a thread but i am so very bored waiting for chips today.

i see you have discovered that clip.

no doubt we will be seeing many more interesting uses of it as a response.

the same one I get from morons all the time

"You think too much."

sub-human assholes.

ignore them. they are just in the early stages of alzhiemers.

I know you ignore my posts but this is going to be a genuinely nice post.


This first one I don't think was even meant as an insult. I think the person may have actually been trying to show concern.

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You drive too much.





...actually you can put that in this thread if you want.

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I've receieved that one several times. well, not the "faggot" part, but I'm sure it was implied because only "faggots" read.

my personal favorite is "you are the antichrist". I've had my fair share of that one too; the best time being by a (literally) retarded person. I smile and introduce myself, as they rarely guess my name.

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Clap Clap Clap

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I'm fond of this joke of yours, it's pretty funny.

"you need a haircut"

get fucked, you cunt; I mean, dad.

mimicry? i didn't count on this... i have been - DEFEATED!



i know you want my attention so badly. you even tried being nice earlier.

it would be flattering if it wasn't, well, you.


i think i will go back to the not talking ever thing again.

i promise i will do it properly this time.

No I meant it was funny when you were doing, sort of charmingly annoying.

I was being friendly, and you just throw it back in my face!!

All right, well good luck. Hope you can make this time!

"i know you want my attention so badly. you even tried being nice earlier." - the old reversal technique. BAD INSULT!

sonic palin:)

^^^ in that case, "floatingretardedly". if only because I love it so.

I miss you everyneurotic. :(