Hooray!
 

Happy Birthday Miley! No longer jailbait! Hooray!

She also broke up with whoever this guy is.



GO FOR IT, GLICE.

GLYRUS IS THE NEW BENIFER

Is that Prince William?

C'mon. You are jealous a bit.

Miley Cyrus. She did Breakout, probably my favourite pop album of the last decade. You should get it, it's awesome.

she is probably gonna do a duet with lady gaga at the royal wedding, elton john will shed a tear.

I never heard the album, but "Party In The USA" is absolutely one of the greatest pop singles released in the last 10 yrs.

Glice I love you and all, but she annoys me to death. And no that's not Prince Williams this dude is not balding.

Fine. Well I shan't invite you to the wedding then.

Fine then Im returning my fondue set I got you as a gift.

yr still a disgusting pedo in my book.

by the way, have I ever mentioned that I think I knew her mother?

and by think, I mean, I'm pretty sure of it.

I've listened to a song by her on youtube today because I wasn't sure who she is. I now want to jump off a building and drag some people down with me.

I say go for it. Or listen to another of her songs to be sure.

Please have respect for my feelings. I am only human.
Goodbye cruel world.

wait! we got something to finish beforehand!

who would want to marry the filthy cracker seed of billy ray cyrus? she's got this grotesque face like a frog, she talks like a complete imbecile, but i guess in england you don't perceive her hick accent as something negative.

imagine the horror of the post-fuck conversation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hPb2K_X18w



if all things fail, you can always fuck her father-- they look just the fucking same. excuse me, i feel the vomit rising. couldn't you pick a more attractive lolita to pine for? i don't know, someone without a frog mouth.


hold on, didn't you meet your most recent spouse when she was like 12, daddy longlegs? at least allow the man his deranged fantasies without the double standards.

The only downside I can see that I'd have to hear that same fucking Hicks routine that people have been mistaking for insightful commentary for nearly 20 years on an almost daily basis.

Incidental to this thread, I've come to hate Hicks because of the ubiquity of his 'insight' in pubs.

Oh, and regarding the hick thing - you have no idea how common my accent is, seriously.

i know, the routine gets old (he's dead and couldn't come up with new ones) but he was fucking prophetic in that routine. it has come to pass, etc etc.

i have no idea what you mean by "common accent"; 'merica doesn't have such stratification, except for the appalachian/redneck kind of accent hell, which screams "i have never read a book in my life".

horrible stereotype, i know, but so often true.

We'd call you a Tory in this country.