Sit down i wanna play a gig inside your heads
 

*starts playing a sombre harmonium piece*

Wow

*lights cigarette and looks at the audience*

Theres cheering, and screaming

Some girl in front of me has just wet her pants

But no one cares

The audience waits in anxious anticipation.

*starts Singing*

The crowd erupts into maniacal cheering. Girls are screaming, some collapse and are dragged to the back of the auditorium to awaiting medics.

fishmokey is very stoned and laughing, i'm not really sure at what porkmarras, so dont worry its not your singing, probably at the girl that smells of piss.

They settle down a bit

Grown men are crying.

*smiles and gets hit by an empty bottle of beer*

who fuckin threw that... the SWINE!

Then he gets hit by a full beer bottle. The girl pissed herself for a reason.

*blood pouring from his face,he proceeds to sing some more*

Some of the crowd start to get angry. They can't stand people who are always hating on Pork (the greatest band on Earth). The people who hate the band are getting angry too. They came here for violence.

*Throws bottle back onto a guy in the fron row's face causing the crowd to get more and more rowdy*

i'm gettin a blade...

Someone screams Judas. What was that about?