ways to make money easily without a job..
 

Okay, I work at walmart, and as you can imagine it does little more than pay the bills, so I want to try to make some more money in the time between me working at walmart and figuring out what I can do with my life (since I'm only 20..).. So...

- Selling used shit on ebay (obviously)
- Forming a noise band and releasing 600 albums a year (a few have to sell; I mean, I've sold plenty of scissor shock records, but those take a long time to make, so..)
- Taking internet surveys that pay like 15 cents at a time
- Becoming a begger
- Asking every one of my friends for, like, a dollar a month and saving the dollars
- Stealing change from fountains around town (why do people throw their QUARTERS in water fountains?!)
- Donating plasma
- Donating sperm (though the drive to the nearest sperm bank is about 100 miles..)
- Signing up for weird scientific studies (of which I have never seen any of around here, but I'm sure they exist)


Ways to save money?:
- Only eat spaghetti and ramen noodles and macaroni and cheese (I have a thing for Chinese food, but I need to stop eating at those goddamn pricey buffets)
- Buy only things I'm going to use (why do I buy every overpriced SNES and PS1 RPG I come across? I'm never going to play them all!)
- Do everything I need to do in one trip (stop driving so much.. obvious, but it's hard)
- Convince my girlfriend that she doesn't need to go to $20 buffet dinners every other day
- Stop buying so many goddamn horror movies!!!! So many books! So many albums! So many video games! Only buy something when I've finished with the last thing I bought!
- Stop playing so many arcade games

I dunno.. I don't want to take the fun out of my life, but I only have $3000 in the bank from working for a year, and I really want to build it up as much as possible.. My goal is $10,000 by summer next year, and after I get to that point I'm going to try to figure out what to do with things.. yeah. Anyway, any help (even if it's jokey) is appreciated.

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Brilliant!

would work like a charm if you know what you're doing. I'm doing that once I turn 18. I plan on doing some music review sites

my brother has recently started playing in poker tounaments and has won about £800 ($1600) in the last month, the best part of it is is that winnings from gambling aren't taxable.

become a heroin dealer.

bingo

i don't know about this deez, i think if one of my friends were to do heroin i would be a little worried for them, cos that shit, much like other shit, is dangerous. i think a good friend wouldn't let there friends become junkies.

Heroin is fucking retarded. People who shoot that shit deserve to die.

well there ya have it. my disguised words all straight-up'd.

people who snort it and smoke it are okay though.

They don't deserve to die, they just deserve to look busted like they will soon enough.

burning heroin is absolutely the worst smell ever.

You can always whore yourself.

Bear in mind that easy money usually leads to jail...which is difficult.

How about..

sign up for those free magazines (like, you can sign up for Maxim, get 4 or 5 issues, not pay, and then they stop sendin git..) and then sell em to your friends for cheaper.

The way I earn money goes like this.
I tell my friends: "Hey you still owe me 20€!"
That's seems to work pretty wel.

find your local ad for adult film and call them up, ususally they take all ages and genders....

Dude, link me. I bet I can take enough to get the money I need for my list of albums to get..

I wanted to do the sperm bank thing, but when I went to give my sample, I found I just couldn't do it. Something about being in a sterile room, with a bunch of porn and having to masturbate into a plastic cup with sort of sharp edges turned me off. Plus the application you had to turn in with your sample was huge. I assumed since my one grandma had alzheimers, my 1 grandpa had lymphoma, and on the other side my grandpa had prostate and testicular cancer and my grandma had breast cancer multiple times they wouldn't accept me anyways.