eat me.
 

i hope you all die horrible deaths.

God you are a broken record sweetheart.

Yep,a broken record that is.

oh, really? i didn't notice. i was too busy repeating myself.

i so would eat you.

Choke on your crackpipe, whore.

That means I love you.

What do you taste like?

Broken records don't repeat themselves, by the way, so the phrase is nonsense to begin with. Broken records don't play at all.

i wonder what will she do when we all actually die.

i was so waiting for someone to say that.

Here comes Delia Derbyshire to tell us all.

cool, circle of life.

It depends what you mean by 'broken'.

You're an infinite groove then.

tuna, for what i've heard.

so-- thanks for the invitation, but i'll pass.

Mmmm, I like fishy fishy...

oh, why don't you just FUCK OFF?

quoth cantankerous

What?

It's a figure of speech you dumbshit. A scratched record always jumps and repeats itself. I had a scratched Sofa 7" which would repeat "These city walls...these city walls... these city walls... these city walls...these city walls... these city walls... these city walls...these city walls... these city walls... these city walls..."

I KNOW. holy motherfucking jesus. the logistics of it DO NOT MAKE SENSE, because if a record is literally BROKEN, it will not play. FACT.