Skype
 

Seriously, I'm not being a voyeur here, I just need someone to Skype me so I can ensure I'm using it properly. And I know some of you weirdos on here must have it.

SKYPE ME.

you can skype skype and it will tell you if it's working correctly

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I don't get it. I feel dumb.

skyping skype to see if your skype skypes.

you're just hangover. take the morning off and go to the sauna.

Shut up.

I did that, and my mic sounds echoey and distorted. Still need help.

And I can't go to bed, I'm talking to halfeatencake in a while, and I'm certain that my assistance with her pronunciation assignment is the difference between life and death.

I'm afriad my accent make me unintelligible.

I'm Caliutexahomastralian. :(

it's like, a sonic youth mic maaaaaan

Jesus Christ, get over yourself and Skype me. You don't even have to speak; you just have to tell me if I'm intelligible.

I can't from work!

I don't even know whay skype account to give you!

...let me text wifeunit. Maybe she's awake.

Ooh, yay! ANOTHER ACCENT!

here's another yet:

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Wifeunit no longer has accent. I ruin beautiful things. :(

WHAT. THE. FUCK. Seriously, that may be unforgivable. And I used to love you.

Tell her to fake it.

She knows all about that, amirite?

I. Hate. You.

Ps: accent returns while reading australian emails. It's bizarre.

Make Her Do It.

I have not been Skyped yet. WAKE HER UP YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT.

Omg.