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Pookie 06.09.2008 07:57 PM

TWAT
 
Post all things twat here.

Have you ever been twatted? Tell us about it.

Do you know any twats? Here is the place to share.

Got any good twat pictures, or pictures of people who are twatted, or people being twatted? Don't keep them to yourself!

Danny Himself 06.09.2008 08:08 PM

 


What a load of twats!

acdc518 06.09.2008 08:40 PM

 

acdc518 06.09.2008 08:41 PM

 

Johnny "Magic Fingers" 06.09.2008 08:44 PM

 


I don't care. This guy is a twat.

 


And this guy wishes he had a twat.

 


And this is the famous "twat-eye" from Lord of the Rings.

✌➬ 06.09.2008 11:10 PM

Morrisey looks hot in that pic.

✌➬ 06.09.2008 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pookie
Post all things twat here.

Have you ever been twatted? Tell us about it.

Do you know any twats? Here is the place to share.

Got any good twat pictures, or pictures of people who are twatted, or people being twatted? Don't keep them to yourself!


Twattish Cunt.

Cantankerous 06.09.2008 11:25 PM

where the fuck is moz's armpit hair?

TWAT.

Everyneurotic 06.10.2008 12:02 AM

cunt.

MellySingsDoom 06.10.2008 04:14 AM

 

sarramkrop 06.10.2008 05:17 AM

Is that Rupert Everett? He's such a twat.

demonrail666 06.10.2008 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
 


Jon Spencer is officially America's own Bobby Gillespie.

MellySingsDoom 06.10.2008 05:23 AM

Nope, it's Jon Spencer in Heavy Trash mode. Christ, just look at him. Then compare him to him in his Pussy Galore days:

 


 

demonrail666 06.10.2008 05:24 AM

 

Twat!

sarramkrop 06.10.2008 05:25 AM

He really looks like Rupert Everett in that pic, minus the the orange concelear.

sarramkrop 06.10.2008 05:33 AM

 


Twat NO. 1

 


Twat NO. 2

MellySingsDoom 06.10.2008 05:33 AM

Two for the price of one:

 

sarramkrop 06.10.2008 05:37 AM

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/78932...4831B75F48EF45

MellySingsDoom 06.10.2008 05:37 AM

Alan Carr looks a little bit like...
 


...Philip Best (Whitehouse/Consumer Electronics).

pbradley 06.10.2008 05:39 AM

My roommate is an up and coming yuppie twat. But apart from that he is a swell guy.

Cantankerous 06.10.2008 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
Jon Spencer is officially America's own Bobby Gillespie.

HAHA

i'm sorry i about pissed when i read that.

pbradley 06.10.2008 05:42 AM

 


ah fuck, too many American twats. I quit.

Cantankerous 06.10.2008 05:50 AM

 



i love the poor fucker.

but he is a twat.

open fire.

MellySingsDoom 06.10.2008 05:58 AM

^^What a total and utter cunt Gillespie is. A face that needs regular punching.

Cantankerous 06.10.2008 06:08 AM

he needs a talking to certainly. he's a twat of the highest order.


melly you might appreciate this, i mean it was from two years ago but for what it's worth...
http://dirtybronson.co.uk/2006/07/17...pie-beaten-up/

Rob Instigator 06.10.2008 09:22 AM

I am so lucky to only recognize two of the twats aforementioned here.

Cantankerous 06.10.2008 09:23 AM

those two would be? moz and bono presumably.

Everyneurotic 06.10.2008 09:26 AM

 


they beg for a baseball bat to their faces.

demonrail666 06.10.2008 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

 



i love the poor fucker.

but he is a twat.

open fire.


It shouldn't bother me. I know it shouldn't. I should be above it. Able to ignore the smug little fucker, but I can't. I just want to pinch his nostrils together and do a less than firm poo into his horrible mouth, so that the next time he gives an interview to the Guardian, at least he'll have an excuse for spouting a load of shit.

My face is all red now, my pulse is racing. i need a cup of tea and a bourbon before I do that sicky burp of a man Gillespie, and possibly myself, a mischief.

Rob Instigator 06.10.2008 09:35 AM

these are the biggest twats I know
 

demonrail666 06.10.2008 09:38 AM

 

A human follow-through of a man.

Rob Instigator 06.10.2008 09:42 AM

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/56288...0A659CEC4C8CB6
 

 

demonrail666 06.10.2008 09:52 AM

I remember someone posting a series of really funny articles slagging off various bands and recall one about Primal Scream. If anyone knows what I'm talking about, could they post a link?

sarramkrop 06.10.2008 09:59 AM

01 January 2004
PRIMAL SCREAM


Once justly considered twee purveyors of knock-kneed, Paisley shirted indie pop, Primal Scream incorporated, with unseemly abruptness, a dance element into their music with Screamadelica, since which they've generally come to be regarded as one of the most important, heavy-duty bands in Britain, to the extent that the decks are reverentially cleared whenever lead singer Bobby Gillespie so much as clears his throat to vent his thoughts. ("It's all fucked, we need more passion." etc)


In some respects, Primal Scream present an easy target. Gillespie when dancing, looks like a baby giraffe maliciously dressed up in Keith-Richard-style leathers, trying to keep its balance on a freshly polished floor strewn with marbles. "Get Your Rocks Off" was as embarrassing as Freddy Starr doing a Mick Jagger impersonation. "Bomb The Pentagon" was unfortunately prescient, given that crazed medievalists them followed up with a practical demonstration of such facile anti-Americanism. Bobby Gillespie is so ugly he looks like a knee with a couple of eyebrows felt-tipped on above the nobbly bit.

All this is forgivable. None of this, however, excuses the Cult of the Primals, which itself reflects a collective softening of the braincells and slackening of the wits since about 1990 within popular culture.

Screamadelica has its moments but these are primarily the responsibility of non-Primals Andrew Weatherall and The Orb, among others. Even so, it sounds pretty, well, vacant 12 years on. Clearly, there was a higher tolerance level back then for loose, baggy grooves which long outstay their welcome, like some coked up Scally at a house party, or like "Don't Fight It, Feel It", tumble tediously on like a washing machine on some endless cycle.

Elsewhere, cliches once thought dead and buried after they'd been fucked to death are disinterred, scrubbed and presented as fresh ideas. The sitar-flavoured cosmic levitation of "Higher Than The Sun", which finds Gillespie having to be nudged down from the studio ceiling with a bargepole must have been music to the ears of the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, rubbing his hands at the prospect of a new generation of drug-addled popsters with plenty of inner space between their ears to rip off.

Then there's the roping in of gospel singers to make suitably reaffirmative noises on "Move On Up" and "Come Together", endorphin bursts of quasi-religiosity for white agnostic boys. Gillespie is one of those people who finds the Sixties brand of blackness most congenial, when they were oppressed and authentic, rather than the more urbane, emancipated sort of blackness you get nowadays. By standing close to figures like George Clinton (who guests on Give Out But Don't Give Up), or by quoting some thunderously empty rhetoric about music having no categories from Jesse Jackson, he hopes that some of their realness and soulfulness will rub off on him by osmosis.

The Primals' brief "rocks off" phase was a doomed attempt to prove their own particular authenticity as a beefy, proper guitar'n'drums band but everyone laughed till their entrails nearly spilt out of their sides. So it was back to the studio to be putty in the hands of the producers and sound engineers for Vanishing Point in 1997, in which the nonsense of Screamadelica was revisited on "Everybody Is A Star" (no they're not, Bobby, otherwise who'd mop up your vomit?), on which he namechecks, among other civil rights heroes "Sister" Rosa Parks, (she's not your sister, man), stating that though she may be gone, her spirit lives on - news, presumably, to the still alive Ms Parks.

Then came XTRMNTR, an unfocussed, punky volte-face, with its call to "Kill All Hippies" (present company in the band excepted, presumably) its general air of someone whose swallowed the whole anti-American, No Logo, globalisation protester schtick without so much as a belch. Some might find a virtue in Gillespie's righteous disgust, others wonder what help the sort of moron who says "all jails are concentration camps" really is. Despite their avowed hope that green-haired soap-dodgers throwing rocks through McDonalds' windows is the key to global transformation, The Primals' politics in practice is of the "everything's fucked, so let's get high" anarcho-variety. This is the group who portrayed themselves as martyrs of the Criminal Justice Bill when the police called in on them to ask them to turn their music down at 2am in the morning. And rightly so, constables. That's not martyrdom, that's inconsiderate twatdom.

Jessie "glad he doesn't run HMV" Jackson was wrong when he said music has no categories. It does and Primal Scream can be filed under F for fatuous.

http://www.mr-agreeable.net/story.la...on=Reaper&id=9


I'm not sure if this is the one.

sarramkrop 06.10.2008 10:04 AM

namechecks, among other civil rights heroes "Sister" Rosa Parks, (she's not your sister, man), stating that though she may be gone, her spirit lives on - news, presumably, to the still alive Ms Parks.

haha. And I'm not even a Gipsy-hater.

demonrail666 06.10.2008 10:05 AM

Thanks Sarramkrop. Yeah. That's the one. Cheers!

demonrail666 06.12.2008 11:04 AM

On Your Marks .... Get Set ....
 
...GO!

Lurker 06.12.2008 11:24 AM

He doesn't listen to John Coltrane.

demonrail666 06.12.2008 11:30 AM

He probably does, but that's no excuse for him to be such a FUCKING PRETENTIOUS TWAT about it! Ew, that feels better.

sarramkrop 06.12.2008 11:36 AM

 


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