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Only post in this thread if you are fucking wasted, or so help me God
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Whatcha going to do to stop me?
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Does it count if yr on drugs?
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im a widdle drunk/high
i might be back in here a lil later once i get legit wasted |
I'm really struggling with a kofte.
Really struggling. Luckily, I'm also a touch-typer. |
Nah man. I just gots me some tight kebabbies, knawarrimean?
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Well, I am smoking resin and drinking wine and about to go drink hard liquor and watch strippers, including my wife. Is that close enough?
I've got my Minor Threat t-shirt on too. |
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All people name mackaye are the shit. It's in the bible. |
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O.k., after I bruise her ass, I'll post here. Seems like the only fair thing to do. I definitely feel like a minor threat at the moment, and the double size bottle of red only cost $5 with the Safeway club card! |
I'm going to have a glass of my birthday tawny porto. Maybe earn the right to post in this thread.
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every time i go home to nyc, i drink baileys, kahlua and vodka. whats that called? anyway, i'm getting there! wooooo
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oh haha, i wasn't paying attention! woops! what do you look like? we both only like really skinny/effeminate men.
it's working! im getting increasingly drunk! |
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sorry man, i like em more like this ![]() |
i am not attracted to masculinity. it bores me. sorry dude!
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haha, maybe try again in the morning.
i'm out of hurrrrrr! |
ahhhh you caught me while im still on this crazy robot machine!
you look kinda spooky in that photo! & you are right! not too masculine! congratulations! needless to say... i'm too drunk/exhausted to properly formulate a response right now. but yah, even though yr a handsome mate, the two of us still love dem really girly men. sorry! |
the men i like are usually really feminine & feminist. totally into long & thought out discussions about consent.
sorry man! |
Are you into me NYF. I'll post a pic.
![]() As a raver. ![]() Mom's b-day party. |
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yes, actually! you are quite beautiful! |
I'll be joining u guise in a few, I think.
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No, I'm not. Thanks anyways.
So whoever is keeping points. 1 for me- 0 for amerikangod. |
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I think you are! I especially liked the raver look! With that being said, I'm staying up as I drink a beer. |
Thanks. And funny you say about feminist, because I usual tend to lean with them. But not men haters though.
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there is a difference between hating on all men and hating on patriarchy, son! i just hate most people. i don't discriminate by gender. :D |
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So what you are saying is you are a one minute man? |
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Oh girl, same here. I hate most people too. |
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for better or worse, those thoughts don't ever really get shut off in my head. i have a fuckin bachelors degree in women's studies! being f-ed up just makes shit more fun/less horrifying to think about. we all need to escape sometimes. cheers! |
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I'm glad we think similarly! edit: to amerikangod: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cy22Woq_Ls |
You know I want a black shirt Kathleen Hanna in her most riot grrrl pose on it. I want it to say Rebel Girl. With Rebel on top and Girl on the bottom. SOmeone make me a shirt like that.
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aite, im finally out.
i'll revisit this tomm. salam. |
Misanthropy is easy.
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hi. my name is girlgun and i'm fucking drunk. my thumb is bleeding because i smashed my glass on the table at the hilo and a piece of glass decided to hang out in the hem of my skirt. so one dude made kitty paws at me while i talked to my kid's spanish teacher. she's weird but cool. kthxbai. better go to sleep now because i have to go to some "irish" pub tomorrow with my cousin i haven't seen in years (she's a kettle bell lifter) to watch another cuz play bagpipes which i hate. i just feel guilty because i don't know my fam. oh yeah bye.
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hi, i am not wasted, i am xanaxed
tried but couldn't stomach hegel, drowning in the goslings' grandeur of hair instead |
medicateddddd
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Can I hereby nominate Herr god for some sort of Internet knighthood? Thanks. |
O.k., I promised. So fucked up I was unable to come though she says she did twice. Which is some kind of record between us. If only I had felt it...
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I'm still drunk from last night.
I crashed my bike. I did a faceplant. Face = wrecked. FML |
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