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amerikangod 09.18.2009 07:38 PM

Only post in this thread if you are fucking wasted, or so help me God
 
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pbradley 09.18.2009 07:40 PM

Whatcha going to do to stop me?

notyourfiend 09.18.2009 07:40 PM

Does it count if yr on drugs?

Satan 09.18.2009 07:56 PM

im a widdle drunk/high

i might be back in here a lil later once i get legit wasted

Glice 09.18.2009 08:00 PM

I'm really struggling with a kofte.

Really struggling.

Luckily, I'm also a touch-typer.

Glice 09.18.2009 08:12 PM

Nah man. I just gots me some tight kebabbies, knawarrimean?

Dead-Air 09.18.2009 08:23 PM

Well, I am smoking resin and drinking wine and about to go drink hard liquor and watch strippers, including my wife. Is that close enough?

I've got my Minor Threat t-shirt on too.

Dead-Air 09.18.2009 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swa(y)
psst...steve mackaye is the shit.


All people name mackaye are the shit. It's in the bible.

Dead-Air 09.18.2009 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod
I will high-five you assuming I am not touching a Greek hand. I just can't handle palms that hairy.



That counts as long as you post here after the fact. Also, ZING to Ian MacKaye. Zing.


O.k., after I bruise her ass, I'll post here. Seems like the only fair thing to do.

I definitely feel like a minor threat at the moment, and the double size bottle of red only cost $5 with the Safeway club card!

pbradley 09.18.2009 09:18 PM

I'm going to have a glass of my birthday tawny porto. Maybe earn the right to post in this thread.

notyourfiend 09.18.2009 09:27 PM

every time i go home to nyc, i drink baileys, kahlua and vodka. whats that called? anyway, i'm getting there! wooooo

notyourfiend 09.18.2009 09:39 PM

oh haha, i wasn't paying attention! woops! what do you look like? we both only like really skinny/effeminate men.

it's working! im getting increasingly drunk!

notyourfiend 09.18.2009 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod
chest hair


sorry man, i like em more like this

 

notyourfiend 09.18.2009 10:01 PM

i am not attracted to masculinity. it bores me. sorry dude!

notyourfiend 09.18.2009 10:03 PM

haha, maybe try again in the morning.

i'm out of hurrrrrr!

notyourfiend 09.18.2009 10:08 PM

ahhhh you caught me while im still on this crazy robot machine!

you look kinda spooky in that photo!

& you are right! not too masculine! congratulations! needless to say... i'm too drunk/exhausted to properly formulate a response right now. but yah, even though yr a handsome mate, the two of us still love dem really girly men. sorry!

notyourfiend 09.18.2009 10:28 PM

the men i like are usually really feminine & feminist. totally into long & thought out discussions about consent.

sorry man!

static-harmony 09.18.2009 10:33 PM

Are you into me NYF. I'll post a pic.

 


As a raver.

 


Mom's b-day party.

notyourfiend 09.18.2009 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by static-harmony
Are you into me NYF. I'll post a pic.


 


As a raver.


 


Mom's b-day party.


yes, actually!

you are quite beautiful!

terriblecanyons 09.18.2009 10:35 PM

I'll be joining u guise in a few, I think.

Satan 09.18.2009 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod
No way, I will meet my goals in the night.

There.

 


That is me.

goddamn those are some serious mutton chops

static-harmony 09.18.2009 10:35 PM

No, I'm not. Thanks anyways.

So whoever is keeping points. 1 for me- 0 for amerikangod.

notyourfiend 09.18.2009 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by static-harmony
No, I'm not. Thanks anyways.


I think you are! I especially liked the raver look!

With that being said, I'm staying up as I drink a beer.

static-harmony 09.18.2009 10:39 PM

Thanks. And funny you say about feminist, because I usual tend to lean with them. But not men haters though.

notyourfiend 09.18.2009 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by static-harmony
Thanks. And funny you say about feminist, because I usual tend to lean with them. But not men haters though.


there is a difference between hating on all men and hating on patriarchy, son!

i just hate most people. i don't discriminate by gender. :D

static-harmony 09.18.2009 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod

But I'm a shoe-in for the 'quickest ejaculate in a carved open summer melon' competition.



So what you are saying is you are a one minute man?

static-harmony 09.18.2009 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notyourfiend
i just hate most people. i don't discriminate by gender. :D


Oh girl, same here. I hate most people too.

notyourfiend 09.18.2009 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod
As for the former, this is a thread for drunken stupidity, not actual discussion.

As for the latter, misanthropy is allowed and welcomed.


for better or worse, those thoughts don't ever really get shut off in my head. i have a fuckin bachelors degree in women's studies! being f-ed up just makes shit more fun/less horrifying to think about.

we all need to escape sometimes.


cheers!

notyourfiend 09.18.2009 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by static-harmony
Oh girl, same here. I hate most people too.


I'm glad we think similarly!


edit: to amerikangod: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cy22Woq_Ls

static-harmony 09.18.2009 10:50 PM

You know I want a black shirt Kathleen Hanna in her most riot grrrl pose on it. I want it to say Rebel Girl. With Rebel on top and Girl on the bottom. SOmeone make me a shirt like that.

Satan 09.18.2009 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notyourfiend
there is a difference between hating on all men and hating on patriarchy, son!

i just hate most people. i don't discriminate by gender. :D

misanthropy for the fuckin win

Quote:

Originally Posted by static-harmony
So what you are saying is you are a one minute man?

hahahahaha i was gonna say that

notyourfiend 09.18.2009 10:58 PM

aite, im finally out.

i'll revisit this tomm.

salam.

pbradley 09.18.2009 11:00 PM

Misanthropy is easy.

girlgun 09.19.2009 02:33 AM

hi. my name is girlgun and i'm fucking drunk. my thumb is bleeding because i smashed my glass on the table at the hilo and a piece of glass decided to hang out in the hem of my skirt. so one dude made kitty paws at me while i talked to my kid's spanish teacher. she's weird but cool. kthxbai. better go to sleep now because i have to go to some "irish" pub tomorrow with my cousin i haven't seen in years (she's a kettle bell lifter) to watch another cuz play bagpipes which i hate. i just feel guilty because i don't know my fam. oh yeah bye.

kierkegaarden 09.19.2009 02:42 AM

hi, i am not wasted, i am xanaxed

tried but couldn't stomach hegel, drowning in the goslings' grandeur of hair instead

Satan 09.19.2009 02:42 AM

medicateddddd

Glice 09.19.2009 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod
Being able to shoot your load and say 'Peace!" within moments is important to one's genital survival when fucking melons. Think about it. They sit out in fields, many of them are already full of fuck holes... naturally, they are full of bees. When you stick your dong into something full of bees, you want to get it out ASAP, do you not?

lrn2melonfuck


Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod
I only approve of BA's in Women's Studies when coupled with a minor in intensive blowjobs. Otherwise I feel like my patriarchy is threatened. And when I feel like my patriarchy is threatened, I come online and talk about my dick. All. Fucking. Day.

You think it's bad now? Just you wait.


Can I hereby nominate Herr god for some sort of Internet knighthood? Thanks.

Dead-Air 09.19.2009 05:07 AM

O.k., I promised. So fucked up I was unable to come though she says she did twice. Which is some kind of record between us. If only I had felt it...

Trasher02 09.19.2009 06:30 AM

I'm still drunk from last night.
I crashed my bike.
I did a faceplant.
Face = wrecked.
FML

Satan 09.19.2009 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trasher02
I'm still drunk from last night.
I crashed my bike.
I did a faceplant.
Face = wrecked.
FML

not your beautiful face!!!!! :( :( :(


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