i wrecked into a tre on my yard
 

boys and girls, enver drink and drive
get a cab if you have to
cause ifyou wreck into something it mightbe more expensive to fix it (nistead of taking a ctaxi home)

I'm not not laughing. No, seriously, I'm NOT laughing.










































Oh fuck it, I'm having hysterics.

this is cracking me up!
nistead!!!
and what the fuck is a "ctaxi"
do you live in a lighthouse and this is the sea-taxi bringing you home??

fuckin hillarious.

no doubt we will see pics soon. run outside and take pics run outside and take pics.

yeah do do!!!

my boss is off today and i need something to amuse me.

smithers get drunk and fall around for my amusement!

Well,you should do a J Mascis and cover 'Quicksand' by David Bowie.Apparently he was inspired to cover it by crashing his car into his dad's garage.

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to porkmarras again."

There will be pics. Crypto just has to put his best shirt on, pour himself a drink, write the invitations, hire a DJ and a few supermodels and he'll be there in front of the wreck, grinning like an idiot.

Hahaha!A staged car accident with texan supermodels all around the wreck and crypto coming out of it,sounds like what a photoshoot for the Dazed And Confused magazine would be like.

PULL UP TO THE BUMPA BABY....

ok stop there.... there...... stop..... there..... STOP!!

oh shit....

Oh, Fishmonkey, if you weren't a bloke and a ManUre fan I could almost love you.

anyway he is rich and from texas so i doubt he really cares about tree's.

at least he didnt break his wine bottle and camera,phew

aww sonicl, dont hold out on yr love for me cuz i'm a red and yr a blue..
or is it that 6 points thats holding you back?

yeah screw the trees, replace it with an oil rig.

I could possibly kiss a bloke without retching, but never a ManU fan.

on a completely different note... but please lets get back to the whole car smashing into a tree thingy...


how do you qoute 2 people in one post??

Exactly.Why not go for mixed relationships?

ohhhh sonicl, say we adopted...

which football team would our child support??

It depends what country we adopted from.

LIVERPOOL

Being "high as a kite" is not always good, ha ha.

Manchester, as in the UK


He'd be a MANC

Crypto woz 'ere.

"I'll have a few more drinks and maybe the damage will look a little better"

ha ha ha

why cant this shit let me rep you

o-no!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: mommy i need a new mercedes..............

just because of that, im not going to take pictures or throw a party. i hope yr happy


hahaha

please let this be true god!

but man, that shit sucked.
i was parked outside my house and we were making vodka redbulls
so im sipping on my drink about to pull into my house
type in the gate code
and i completely forgot that my driveway was a culdesac (with 2 trees in the middle)
and bam
spilled shit all up in my seats and my clothes.
damage wasnt that bad, just need a new bumper and light

edit: im never drinking and driving again.

All I can say is LOL.

what car were you driving?

Apologies for serious face bit: I've lost friends to drink driving. It's not, in the very slightest, cool or funny to drink drive, at all, for any reason, ever, ever. Ok? Good.

As you were troops.

sucks to yr asthmar.

i never drink and drive, but i had to last night.
didnt have a wallet on me so i couldnt get a taxi.

so have i, which is why i try not to drink and drive.
sometimes, it just happens though.


my car

Just as I think you're alright, you going and say something really dumb.

Tried it once myself, didn't like it really. I'd rather stay home and drink with a few ladies or something.

thats okay, because i LOLed at yr cat being dead.

oh snap nukkah