Only post in this thread if you are fucking wasted, or so help me God
 

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Whatcha going to do to stop me?

Does it count if yr on drugs?

im a widdle drunk/high

i might be back in here a lil later once i get legit wasted

I'm really struggling with a kofte.

Really struggling.

Luckily, I'm also a touch-typer.

Nah man. I just gots me some tight kebabbies, knawarrimean?

Well, I am smoking resin and drinking wine and about to go drink hard liquor and watch strippers, including my wife. Is that close enough?

I've got my Minor Threat t-shirt on too.

All people name mackaye are the shit. It's in the bible.

O.k., after I bruise her ass, I'll post here. Seems like the only fair thing to do.

I definitely feel like a minor threat at the moment, and the double size bottle of red only cost $5 with the Safeway club card!

I'm going to have a glass of my birthday tawny porto. Maybe earn the right to post in this thread.

every time i go home to nyc, i drink baileys, kahlua and vodka. whats that called? anyway, i'm getting there! wooooo

oh haha, i wasn't paying attention! woops! what do you look like? we both only like really skinny/effeminate men.

it's working! im getting increasingly drunk!

sorry man, i like em more like this

i am not attracted to masculinity. it bores me. sorry dude!

haha, maybe try again in the morning.

i'm out of hurrrrrr!

ahhhh you caught me while im still on this crazy robot machine!

you look kinda spooky in that photo!

& you are right! not too masculine! congratulations! needless to say... i'm too drunk/exhausted to properly formulate a response right now. but yah, even though yr a handsome mate, the two of us still love dem really girly men. sorry!

the men i like are usually really feminine & feminist. totally into long & thought out discussions about consent.

sorry man!

Are you into me NYF. I'll post a pic.



As a raver.



Mom's b-day party.

yes, actually!

you are quite beautiful!

I'll be joining u guise in a few, I think.

goddamn those are some serious mutton chops

No, I'm not. Thanks anyways.

So whoever is keeping points. 1 for me- 0 for amerikangod.

I think you are! I especially liked the raver look!

With that being said, I'm staying up as I drink a beer.

Thanks. And funny you say about feminist, because I usual tend to lean with them. But not men haters though.

there is a difference between hating on all men and hating on patriarchy, son!

i just hate most people. i don't discriminate by gender. :D

So what you are saying is you are a one minute man?

Oh girl, same here. I hate most people too.

for better or worse, those thoughts don't ever really get shut off in my head. i have a fuckin bachelors degree in women's studies! being f-ed up just makes shit more fun/less horrifying to think about.

we all need to escape sometimes.


cheers!

I'm glad we think similarly!


edit: to amerikangod: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cy22Woq_Ls

You know I want a black shirt Kathleen Hanna in her most riot grrrl pose on it. I want it to say Rebel Girl. With Rebel on top and Girl on the bottom. SOmeone make me a shirt like that.

misanthropy for the fuckin win

hahahahaha i was gonna say that

aite, im finally out.

i'll revisit this tomm.

salam.

Misanthropy is easy.

hi. my name is girlgun and i'm fucking drunk. my thumb is bleeding because i smashed my glass on the table at the hilo and a piece of glass decided to hang out in the hem of my skirt. so one dude made kitty paws at me while i talked to my kid's spanish teacher. she's weird but cool. kthxbai. better go to sleep now because i have to go to some "irish" pub tomorrow with my cousin i haven't seen in years (she's a kettle bell lifter) to watch another cuz play bagpipes which i hate. i just feel guilty because i don't know my fam. oh yeah bye.

hi, i am not wasted, i am xanaxed

tried but couldn't stomach hegel, drowning in the goslings' grandeur of hair instead

medicateddddd

Can I hereby nominate Herr god for some sort of Internet knighthood? Thanks.

O.k., I promised. So fucked up I was unable to come though she says she did twice. Which is some kind of record between us. If only I had felt it...

I'm still drunk from last night.
I crashed my bike.
I did a faceplant.
Face = wrecked.
FML

not your beautiful face!!!!! :( :( :(