Are Bananas Made of Wood?
 

Please help me.

I think laila is secretly still on the board, just under different usernames to see if people notice

my "banana" oftentimes feels like it is made of wood.

laila has not been on the board in months. she is off to university studies.

laila was here a few days ago. there was some saving movies from dvds to computer thread i think..

That was an old thread that was bumped recently.

bananas are indeed made of wood. wood of the banana tree at a wild random guess!!!

the flesh is merely regurgitated wood pulp, puked into by a very small microscopic monkey known as a 3 toed tinypygmy tree banana puke monkie. its monkie not monkey as it is very small!. this symbiosis is necesarry for he survival of both monkey and the tree and indeed the banana industry as a whole. im not going near the pygmy monkey industry. that would be just too dodgy territory as i am after all....... irish..........

ahh ok, i haven't noticed

I like Laila, she hit on me pretty majorly. Nice self-esteem booster.

First dog in space, didn't you know?

a wooden banana or Laila?

Laila, had you all, she is probably smart acting like a nine year old with dumb questions.

i've spoken with her recently and she seems to genuinely hate everyone on here. she might lurk, but i doubt she'll ever come back.

Laika, the space dog.

Laika,the band.

fuck. i'm really trying hard not to say the words...

SUNNI

AND

POONY

!!!

*yawn*

your joke got tired about hm a year ago maybe? i don't know. but tired. really tired. really.

I saw a real wooden banana somewhere once. I forget where. This is not a metaphor. Stab your fucking left brains.

If by tired I mean thank you! LOLLER SKATES. SONIC YOUTH FOR LIFE DUDEZ!

i thought this thread was going to be rather funny