Give me more rep
 

So, I don't know how this whole title/rank thing works, but I suspect it is to do with rep points. I am fed up of being 'little trouble girl', that sounds rubbish and belittles the bad ass mo fo that I really am. REP ME (no, there's no A missing there).

If it's to do with posts, rather than rep, then fuck that for a bag of fish, I am far too busy doing cool things with people infinitely more attractive than all of you, except, perhaps, you who are reading this now.

yes, little trouble girl is because you have "only" 78 posts and not because of rep..

Rubbish

More rep anyway though please, I don't have a bag of fish as yet

:D kay :D :cool:

Begging for rep is poor taste, instead whore yr self out all over the board and try to scam some the good old fashion way.

like mommy buy me a tv! pleeeaaase!

i dunno, do you have a special trick or special abilities to show us?

Well, there's always the old ping pong ball machine impression, but I find that's so passé.

To be fair, she is more amusing than the majority of dullards who post here. Something about brevity and wit, I forget. Still, I'm an unyielding funt, so no rep from me. Perhaps merely some intimation about the size of my cock though? It really is quite large.

is she really a journalist?

She/He is.She/He also seems to remind people how intelligent she/he is often.I wonder why that is.

Some of us have had to work very hard at getting our mountains of rep, and we can be rightly proud. How can you take any pride in begging for rep, eh?

I was having quite a nice day, but it's going to be spoilt now by me constantly having to debate with myself whether to punish you for your lack of respect of the rep system.

i love it when you beg.

That is very true,though.

I don't appear to have been clear enough for some people; I meant the green rep, not the red rep.

To answer some of your comments and questions:

Glice has an enormous cock. Someone somewhere has seen it and told him so and he told us, so it must be true, why would he lie?

I am a journalist, I work for a well known newspaper and every morning I wake up feeling I have sold my soul for so doing.

Which brings me to my next point, 'G' or Porkmarras as you are better known, it is for this reason, and this reason alone, that I must assert my greatness and intellect; my current employer makes me feel I have neither on an hourly basis.

To those of you who have repped thank you, to those of you have not/given me negative rep then that's fine, because the 'little trouble girl' moniker ain't going away with rep anyway. Bags of fish all round!!!

if you tell us which newspaper we might give you rep.

I bet it's the Daily Sport. Shagalicious!

how long have you wanted to say that?

that's right. good advice from richard pryor. "whoring yourself" is the way to go. a good showing of tits is the best way to get the little green squares you crave. if you lack the anatomical wherewithal i't's going to be a lot harder to get what you want, as this board seems to be composed mostly of horny, desperate boys (with the exception of a few choice characters, of course, but that's the demographic i'm afraid). anyway, yes. breasts, please.

Shagalicious?Where did you learn that?

Shagalicious? Is it not a real word?

you have to understand confuscious, it isnt about you he just doesnt like anybody.

Where's the not liking? Doesn't it mean someone not only likes, but loves, you if they want to see your breasts? That's what us girls are taught in girl land whilst having pillow fights in our pyjamas.

Breasts on the way, just as soon as I decide to demean myself even lower than I already have.

It doesn't have to be complete breasts. Cleavage is sufficient for some people.

Pillow fights... Interesting...

and ankles for others.

oy, aren't we sore.

i think there are wonderful people here, but you're just not one of them.

can we get back to the topic please? confucious wants rep, and i have a potent wand that will add something like 3 green squares.

is that some of that famous american wit? someone hasnt had a hug for a while.

so which newspaper is it?

That's only because you're not allowed looking at pornographic images at work ,mister.

see, you're earning your rep already, and brilliantly, but i must to resist until the breasts emerge, or i'll be exposed as a weak negotiator...

I like a little mystery to my funbags. If I see them all at once, well, what more is there to imagine?

what to do with them? :D

You are, like, SO base.

its his level its where he feels comfortable. poor guy.

like, thank you!

Erm....i'm no expert on that matter but surely you mean 'what else is there to do' rather than imagine?

^
No.

If one's first viewing of the breast is a full view, the only way forward is to give the apparatus a little squeeze, and maybe a playful nibble. After that, it is no longer tantilising.

If, however, one is given no more than a glimpse of that pearly white skin, one can while away hours imaging the weight, the shape, the pertness of the breast, and the beauty of the nipple. Then the final unveiling of the beautiful globe is so much more of an exciting prospect.

But I wouldn't expect you to understand that, you're an old slapper.

you really need a new job man.

now, on the subject of breasts, you two titheads are so fucking earnest it hurts to watch. you wouldn't happen to know the meaning of the expression "tongue in cheek" would you? i don't show up on the internet to "bare my soul"-- i have real people for that. i come here to play word games. fun word games with people who can play them amusingly.

now, shoo! don't hijack this thread with your little sorrows. it's about confucious is sex-- who appears to be a more interesting person than both of you dullards put together. now go away.

Miserable little fucker.