bANAL SEX
 

let's have a sex thread about bland and dull sex antics.

i've had a fair amount of normal sex lately.

Do you mean sex that doesn't even involve whispering dirty garbage into each other's ears but just plain old fashioned fucking?

the fuck for fucking one?

i wish i could get that more often

sex that is wholly unremarkable to anyone other than the participants. i did my girlfriend from behind the other day.

I've never had sex.

Go me.

it's good but i doubt it will live up to your expectations

Well I'm only 14 so it's not something that I'm desperate to do.

i haven't had a really good sex for a long time and it sucks

bah,you're 14 and you're not desperate for sex?

perhaps you haven't reached puberty yet.

Banal masturbation thread would be suitable for me.
Hey toilet, now that you've spent the whole evening here with us, answer my pm so that I know whether to upload something for you or not.

I'm off to pub.

Was that entirely necessary? The guy doesn't want to have sex, simple as that, isn't it?

Hm. I'm as horny as the next guy, but I think if some random person came up to me tonight and offered me sex I'd say no.

i don't remember being desperate for sex at the age of 14, i started to get desperate years later when i was the only one out of my friends not to have lost my virginity though.

Yeah, a few people I know have lost it already.. which is weird, because I go to a Catholic school. I'm not really bothered though.

obsessed with the hole thing until late 16's. then i became abstinent haha

I'm lost. Do you mean this is an uncommon thing to do or not?
I consider this standard.

It depends what he means by 'behind'.

Is this some new super-strain of irony that's beyond me?

I wouldn't think so. Anal or doggy style..

Behind is short for "Behind the Fridge", quite an effort if there are no wheels on the fridge and it's not to clean where the fridge used to be.
When people talk about "dirty sex" they usually mean "sex in a place where an appliance used to be or else a large piece of furniture".
Dust bunnies. ughh.

^eh?

time to go out, now. maybe i'll have some sex.


see you guys on monday, beijinhos.

Well I consider from-behind as 'doggy style'. But I guess he could have been referring to anal. In which case, that is fairly uncommon. I've never met a girl who has admitted to liking it in the arse.

It's not a question of liking it, Norma..

... well I don't get that post. I felt a slight breeze over my head.

I just meant that anal isn't about the girl liking it, is it? It's about biting the bullet and taking it up the shitter. She's probably getting paid for it anyway, so she has that to look forward to.

Banal


I don't mean to patronise by explaining the patently obvious, so here's a picture of an ever-so-slightly gay duck to recompense:

I understand what the thread is about. But I was referring to a seperate post of his - it didn't seem like it was necessarly related to the thread.

Oh well, bash away. It's your forte after all.

woo

doing a girl from behind means inserting penis into vagina whilst the owner of vagina is facing away from the owner of penis.

it's entirely common and unremarkable, banal even, for a man to take a lady from behind, thus the relation between my post and the title of this thread, australian.

I am just going to go ahead and attribute your total cluelessness regarding this matter to youth and inexperience.

[quote=Toilet & Bowels]doing a girl from behind means inserting penis into vagina whilst the owner of vagina is facing away from the owner penis.

Perfect definition, very concise !:D
Maybe Norma wants (or needs) a demonstration...

there are plenty of girls who like it up the arse they just say they don't so that people won't think they're slags

This is true. This is most true. Without incriminating myself further, the above is true.

No, the reason they don't admit it because they would prefer it if the first date didn't end in anal. Believe it or not, girls do still like to be respected for a bit before they reveal their kinky side.

wow, there's a lot of sex threads here. I like it.

The "Girls like it in the arse they just don't admitt it" shit seems rather juvenile, sounds like the ones making these types of statements don't really know much about the subject. I know alot of girls who won't take it in the arse, and some of them are quite promiscuous.

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I have no quarrels over what 'doing it from behind' is. Refer back to my reply post.

A demonstration? You're into dudes fucking?

haha, i got back to this machine earlier then i thought - it's snowing!
the next big thing to happen is an electricity blackout.


hehe that and the threat of post rectum voyage compulsive diarrhea and anal bleeding :p

[quote=Norma J] Sorry I'm not. I prefer girls. Keep cool, I was joking...

that's the point of this thread! to talk about unremarkable sex!