Latest SMS from my stalker.
 

(translated from sms language)

"Hey, i would just like to ask you a question that seems pointless and a waste of time but please dont get mad because yeh yeh yeh i know you hate all christians, me being the first....GEEZ GET OVER IT! but please would you come to church with me on sunday, i know it sounds impossible because you still want to keep your dumb little grudge on me and yes, sure thats fine but the option is still there. Um yeh its your call, i guess by now your thinking 'hell no you crazy fool'. But its cool, i understand, yeh well if you ever change your mind which is probley NEVER just let me know, yeh well ok then cya bye
GOD BLESS AND TAKE CARE"

:confused:This girl is fucking crazy!:fuckyou:

She sounds like she's insane.

she seriously is, its so weird how someone can be that odd.

the girl is a fuckin nutbag
tell her to fuck off and praise the lord and all that shite.

sms generally fuck up some of the things you're trying to communicate.
dont know if this is the case...

yeh its not, she is a fucking weirdo, she really is my stalker, wouldnt stop coming to my house everyday after me telling her to scram, sent me like 10 messages in a row, saying"come out the front im there". uninvited of course.

Shes a strange girl.

 

COME OUT THE FRONT, I WANT YOUR BODY!!!!!!!

Haha, this devout christian girl asked to have sex with me last night. I declined, and left.

Don't underestimate devoted christian ladies. They can be nastier than meets the eye. I knew one, that was an animal in bed.

just ignore her and if she persists then tell her politely to leave you alone.

oh i do ignore her, i havnt spoken a word to her in just over a year..and when i was speaking to her, i told her politly to leave, then i had to tell her rudely to fuck off

that's your future wife right there....

sleep with her and her being a christian that will freak her out and she will leave you alone.

^^..or want to marry you..

ill try find a picture of what she looks like.ok
i couldnt find a pic
but you know in the david bowie labyrinth movie.
The dancing things that pull their heads off. Imagine one of those in human form but short fat and annoying as fuck

tell her your into really weird shit and only want to feed your heroin habit. mind you she might want to save your souls or something.

she already thinks im a devil worshiping freak. she wants to save me or somethig

how many souls does anal have?

after looking at my art work....i think i owe a few

tell her yr a muslim now.

or satanist
and gay

surely that would be a "gaytanist"

Goddamn christians.

man, i dont hate christians like she claims, but she is giving me good reason to

I do hate them, ignorant annoying bastards.
I seriously hope there aren't any christians on the board.

here is an OT question. and a kind of big reveal
Im a virgin, drugs or no drugs if you knew you would be having sex that night?

well he's australian so technically none but he might rent with an option to buy.

see this is where i am lost, what defines a christian? i'm a good irish catholic boy, so therefore i have 98 brothers and 25 sisters, i was born under a wandering star and moved into a thatch cottage with a dripping roof and walls made of wattle-and-daub when i was an infant. life was hard living in my brothers shadows and hearing my parents "making a new one" every night from behind the sheet that hung from the celing that acted as a "wall" but one day i aspired to move to the bright lights of New York and become a dancer.


you dance a dance class...

maybe if i rescue my baby brother from david bowie, the jim henson muppet bitch will leave me alone

tell her you want a child right now...that'll show her...and if she says ok, then i guess you have to leave town or something, sorry.

she look like this?



watch yr bunnies.

Just let her touch yr penis...

ok....so today...i get ANOTHER message.

"wat you think that email was funny? I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU UGLY DOG!!!!"

I havnt made any contact with this girl, she really is a freak.

just ignore her and if it persists then maybe tell the authorities or something. pit her on ignore for your emails.

stalker update
 

Went into maccas today for some hashbrowns, and she is there behind the counter: She asks to speak to me for 2 minutes and i say ok. Then she says

"this is so serious:mad:, you think that e-mail was a joke?, your fucking shit, your nothing, the first thing you can do is delete my number from your phone:mad:"

and i said "um yeh i dont have to listen to this, im going good bye:confused:"
and sat down, put me off of my food.

She is one crazy bitch

whacky biaaaaa tch

haha.

take care, you might get killed.

haha my mom said the same thing

australia = insanity. i have decided.

there is only one solution

double barrel shotgun---------->persons head----->no more annyoing sms's