Anonymous Confessions
 

I saw a thread like this on the Something Awful forum. You post the deepest secret under an anonymous account, so people don't know who it's from.

Log into:
username: wikithread
password: 23524963

Send me a PM under the wikithread user (to keep it anonymous) and I'll post it. You can also just create new accounts and post in here.

Go!

i have a loose anus, it drips with anus juice and my shorts are all brown. i dont know what to do.

I can't log into wikithread's account. Bummer.

Anonymous confession? God knows who you are and what you've done. Anonymous? ha!

The only one that can find out would be God, yes.










...and Chris Habib if he tracks the IP

i have a small penis.

if it's not yours i guess you're ok-- it hurts less i suppose? where exactly is it that you "have" it?


who is this "God" you speak of? sounds like a very nosy fellow.

sometimes it burns when i pee

what about the anal area? any warts or bumps around it?

Your momma gives good head!

That must be the closest a human being can get to being charitable towards a small penis then.

it'd be so much easier if my eating disorder was full-blown.

Hello dad!

aw, what a neat idea.

i don't have any problem which any of you all could solve;)

there was someone i could have helped save from killing themselves, but i left because i didn't know if they just wanted attention or not. i feel like i could have made a difference but chose not to. i was the only one he/she told about his/her previous attempts to kill themselves, and i kept it a secret. i knew it would happen again. it happened. and it worked.

i killed my other brothers goldfish using a handful of washing detergent when i was young, its was his and i wanted to feel superior to it.
its pains me to say this what with my origins been of half fish and half monkey.

I am my own troll.

i would like to anonamously confess that i pushed my sister off the tree house when i was four.

once i gazed into my gold plated spectacular hand mirror and saw the entire long bulging drawn out history of inca, aztec and red indian primitive society and they were scowling, scowling at my prying beetle like eyes.
i wish i could go back to being satisfied by smaller [things,] it was so much easier and i'm tired of dabbling in these idiosyncratic personalised time/space endeavERGHs.

I Have Pee On My Pants.

i have tried to kill myself multiple times

Nice stuff guys.I suggest you go and see a counsellor or you might as well accomplish the mission.

I should like to say that there is nothing I would like to confess publically that I would not say in person to anyone, if they asked. There are many things that I won't tell anyone.

Porky is right - although I suppose the Catholic confessional is in some way synonymous with this thread - don't rely on the internet for your problems. If I could dare to be genuine for a moment, please see a professional rather than confessing here.

Or kill yourselves.

In fact, do that, you un-entertaining fuckwits.

Stop it, Glice... who knows what juicy revelations this eventually may lead to.

You're killing this thread and that could potentially be worse than board members killing themselves.

Ha. Good. You're a good poster, Mr Herrie, but you're wrong. This is an ugly and vulgar thread, and believe it or not, I actually think more of this board. For my sins...

I thank the lord that a few of the close ones who mildly like Sonic Youth would never post on here in whichever the circumstance.I find this to be a a bad thread (no offence Inhuman,you seem a nice chap and all that) because it's one step too far and problems of the sort that have been posted should be dealt with in life rather than in front of a screen in order to reach the deisired outcome.


Mum

ok... thanks mum, dad.
i'll go to bed now.

Glice and Porkmarras are clearly cunts.

Don't be a stroppy kid now!I'll read you bedtime stories.

So says Wikicunt.

that's not a secret now, is it?



thanks mum, but i'm really tired.

Well,fuck off to bed man.

zzZZZzzz

I'm not sure what solace this provides, but perhaps said confessors feel better simply with the act of confessing. Perhaps they're not looking for input or solutions.

Most of your problems bore me, but if you feel the need to illuminate them, by all means, feel free.