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truncated 02.08.2007 02:39 PM

I get off on chicks' voices
 
Well, not ALL.

The wife of a guy I work with calls all the time for him. She's in her late forties, and decidedly unattractive, but she has a very unaffectedly sultry voice, and I find it extremely alluring.

Is that odd?

Trasher02 02.08.2007 02:40 PM

Kinda.

Trasher02 02.08.2007 02:40 PM

Maybe

Trasher02 02.08.2007 02:41 PM

Yes
No

Bye

Hip Priest 02.08.2007 02:45 PM

Sometimes when I'm listening to shortwave radio I'll hear a female Romanian or Polish voice and notice how attractive it sounds.

truncated 02.08.2007 02:47 PM

Perhaps this is rude, but I'm not fond in general of the Polish accent. Which is odd, as I quite like most Slavic accents.

Or maybe I just think Russian bitches are dirty.

Hip Priest 02.08.2007 02:48 PM

Maybe. I love the Polish accent especially.

And Iranian. Iranian women in films always have nice accents.

And Korean.

Rob Instigator 02.08.2007 03:04 PM

it is not odd at all. it is HUMAN

anyone telling you otherwise is an idiot

jon boy 02.08.2007 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
it is not odd at all. it is HUMAN

anyone telling you otherwise is an idiot


what if your deaf?

Rob Instigator 02.08.2007 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon boy
what if your deaf?


why would deaf people count? this is about whether voices arouse ya. obviously the deaf are moot, MOOT I say!

Пятхъдесят Шест 02.08.2007 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truncated


Or maybe I just think Russian bitches are dirty.


Now, now, now.

porkmarras 02.08.2007 03:24 PM

I'm turned on by most accents but that's because:

1-I must be insane
2-I hear voices in my head all the time
3-I love sound and therefore i can't escape a fascination with it even when it sounds crap

porkmarras 02.08.2007 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truncated
Or maybe I just think Russian bitches are dirty.


That's offensive and wrong.Besides,american women dress like noone wants to rape them.

king_buzzo 02.08.2007 04:01 PM

wooohooo!!!!!!!!!

Rob Instigator 02.08.2007 04:03 PM

russian chicks are HOT!

ANNA NICOLE SMITH IS DEAD!

truncated 02.08.2007 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
That's offensive and wrong.Besides,american women dress like noone wants to rape them.

They shouldn't. We are harbingers of wart-inducing disease.

Well, not me, obviously, as I am completely virginal. But the rest of those bitches...

Savage Clone 02.08.2007 04:08 PM

Whoa.
This has become a full-blown saga.

porkmarras 02.08.2007 04:09 PM

I'm being silly.Damnit!Why does Truncy gets it immediately but you don't,mama?

Rob Instigator 02.08.2007 04:10 PM

can you i9magine? there is an infant out there whose paternity is still in the air, who now has no mommy, even a terrible half ass mom like ana nicole, and that baby will stand to inherit the over 80 milion that anna nicole manabged to get from the estate of her dead hubby

Пятхъдесят Шест 02.08.2007 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
russian chicks are HOT!

ANNA NICOLE SMITH IS DEAD!


I just saw this on the news too. Strange.

No, not that Russian chicks are hot. This is a widely known fact.

Savage Clone 02.08.2007 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras
I'm being silly.Damnit!Why does Truncy gets it immediately but you don't,mama?



Generalized remarks about women push kegmama's buttons. Even when made in jest.
Of course, she can make as many blanket statements abuot men as she pleases, but we won't talk about that....

Rob Instigator 02.08.2007 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama
Do I really come off like that? I'm sorry. I can't talk with your dick in my mouth! Dont go thinking that I'm some kind of femi-nazi or anything...

But, it's just to easy to stay stuff about men, and if that does not please YOU Savage Cape, then it totally pleases me... Mission accomplished.


I want kegmamma to record herself talking shi about men and post it so I can be turned on by that voice and then i will understand this threadmore and I will no longer need the services of http://www.thehun.net

Savage Clone 02.08.2007 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama
Do I really come off like that? I'm sorry. I can't talk with your dick in my mouth! Dont go thinking that I'm some kind of femi-nazi or anything...

But, it's just to easy too stay stuff about men, and if that does not please YOU Savage Cape, then it totally pleases me... Mission accomplished.



I think I may have come off a bit more serious in tone than I intended to when I wrote that....

Tokolosh 02.08.2007 06:54 PM

I get turned on by ladies with broken voices. Preferably, 1 octave lower than the norm.

truncated 02.08.2007 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokolosh
I get turned on by ladies with broken voices. Preferably, 1 octave lower than the norm.

I'm with hot stuff here. Smoky voices. Ohhhh yeah.

heavium 02.08.2007 07:01 PM

scandinavian.

enuff said.

LifeDistortion 02.08.2007 07:04 PM

I love when women have that ultra girly voice. For most its not thier normal voice, they usually play it up, but when a woman uses it, they can turn me into jello. Years ago back I had an ex of mine who, and we mostly had a phone relationship since we didn't get to see each other a lot, would use her ultra girly voice on the phone, major turn on. And no I don't like bimbos, but if you need an example of what a ultra girly voice would be think Marylin Monroe, she used her ultra girly voice pretty much as a career.

Toilet & Bowels 02.08.2007 07:16 PM

i love to hear english spoken in a german accent (by a woman)

porkmarras 02.08.2007 07:22 PM

Do european girls alter your cosy,english,cocoa sexuality to more than Carole Vodermannwoman?

!@#$%! 02.08.2007 07:23 PM

i love the voice of girls who smoke & got that scratchy thing going. unfortunately that is accompanied by cigarette breath and that well hm...

Savage Clone 02.08.2007 07:25 PM

Kegmama has a nice voice.

Tokolosh 02.08.2007 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
i love the voice of girls who smoke & got that scratchy thing going. unfortunately that is accompanied by cigarette breath and that well hm...


I think it has more to do with the length and thickness of their vocal folds, that gets my attention.

porkmarras 02.08.2007 07:32 PM

I have a wider range to choose from than the lot of you(apart from tom) put together.I think i heve heard more accents than it is legally allowed.

Toilet & Bowels 02.08.2007 07:34 PM

i find american female voices can be quite mellifluous

!@#$%! 02.08.2007 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokolosh
I think it has more to do with the length and thickness of their vocal folds, that gets my attention.


hot damn, and how do you measure those?

!@#$%! 02.08.2007 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama
I have a lower octave/smokers voice and have never really liked it, although it is good for sex talk.


hm... can i call you? :p

Tokolosh 02.08.2007 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
hot damn, and how do you measure those?


Smokey voices are caused by vocal fold collision, and the tension can be measured with a low-profile force sensor.

!@#$%! 02.08.2007 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokolosh
Smokey voices are caused by vocal fold collision, and the tension can be measured with a low-profile force sensor.


!!

that's pretty arcane knowledge you got there. are you an amateur anatomist, by chance, or simply interested in throats?

Пятхъдесят Шест 02.08.2007 10:14 PM

 


On a related note, ENT doctors are some of the strangest bunch of people on the planet.

!@#$%! 02.08.2007 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Пятхъдесят Шест


 


On a related note, ENT doctors are some of the strangest bunch of people on the planet.


ha, i didn't mean that, but the whole "the tension can be measured with a low-profile force sensor" bit.

i do wonder if he owns one he takes with him to dates... :D

about the ENT doctors, i've known a few, and weighing them all together my answer would be you're probably right.


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