What was the most humiliatingly embarrassing thing you ever did as a kid?
 

Also what was the sneakiest thing you ever got away with?

Most embarrassing I'd have to say was a class report I did on magic tricks in the 8th grade. All my tricks worked flawlessly till I did the thing where you balance the eggs on the toilet paper tubes above the glasses of water and use the broom to knock out the tubes so the eggs fall into the glasses. Oh the humiliation, on my knees in front of the whole class cleaning egg and water off the floor.

Sneakiest thing. I broke a huge expensive window in the boathouse of my summercamp, and the second I heard it shatter I just ran into the woods like lightning and like ninja'ed my way back to the camp like nothing had ever happened.

This one time I popped out of my mom's, well, you know.
Plus there were a bunch of people watching and I was completly naked and dirty and yelling about shit. I must have been blacking out because I don't remember any of it.

telling my whole school i was going to be a werewolf. (i wassix years old or so)

Once when I was, like 3 or 4, my family and I were at a party. I had to shit, and went in the bathroom, but, for some reason, thought closing the door was optional, like at home. People would walk by, give me strange looks, and I was wondering what was so wrong. Something in my hair? Eventually, my mother, totally pissed, came and closed the door.

Having my pants rip open (my back was turned and I was bending down) in front of my class sometime in grade 2 or 3.

To make things worse, I for some reason decided not to wear underpants that day.

as i said already

shat my pants, but the shit went down my pants and it fell on the floor, teacher stepped in it.

yeah those were rad days.

i was in a video as well, but thats not emberassing thats awesome

I told the whole school that my father knows James Bond. That was like seven years ago.

Wait a minute, what now?, were you being born at the time?


Uggh I was in a video also, in my karate outfit, with retarded 80's music in the background, looking like a total lameass spaz, I think I had a rat tail too.

That is awesome

James Blonde remembers a kid telling the whole school that their father knows James Blonde.

i was going to be a vegetarian one though.

i invented nerdism in school. circa 1984. ive been living off the patent ever since!

i wouldn't say that's humiliating if you still live from it..

I was in my mother's arms and she was chatting with a friend.
Suddenly I slapped him across the face quite hard.
My mum was terribly embarrassed. The man was cool, he just laughed and said "she's right, I really look like a bloody old fossil!"
Don't know what I had in mind really, the man was super sweet and I was a very gentle and quiet child.
I never slapped anyone after that in my whole life. Crazy.

Running and hugging the wrong mom in the schoolyard after my first day of school.

Funny! School really perturbed you I guess.

I can remember being like 'huh?', because the lady really looked like my mother.

I got this weird stomach infection involving terrible diarrhea and stuff when I was like 10 and had to spend a week in a hospital. And one day over there, I had rather bad time management running into toilet and shit myself on the halfway. So I ran back into my room and spend awful hour and a half thinking about how to tell this to the nurse without dying of embarassment. So I just covered myself with a blanket, opened the windows to loose the smell and called for the (rather beautiful) nurse. When she came in, she realized the smell, so she just turned around and came back 10 minutes later with a new pair of pyjamas.

I managed that without a word. It was embarassing as hell.

I've on various occasions confused strangers for my parents. It's horrible.

there are so many i dont know where to begin. probably wetting myself at school or something. thank god my big sister was there to stop anyone picking on me.

I liked Nirvana as a kid.

Pretty embarassing.

My whole life at school was a series of embarrassing moments. Eventually I just stopped going.

My brother pissed on my head when I was a kid.
I win.

Now that's fucked up. Why the hell did he do it?

He was in our treehouse and he thought I'd would be fun to piss from it.
Unfortunately I was right beneath the treehouse and I got pissed on.

Skullfucked the lunch lady.

^ you rebel!

Getting dacked while ice skating
In front of a couple of girls I like
Two months ago

Shouldn't it be "Beck wishes he were Thurston"? Or is my English fucked?

Perhaps not the most embarassing thing, but at least the most embarasssing I remember. It goes like this:
I was about 5 years of age and was attending my friends birthday party, when out of nowhere I suddenly soiled my pants, and no not number one but its brown counterpart.

As if that were not embarassing enough I locked myself in the bathroom so I could clean myself up, and during the process of this I encountered a dilemna, what to do with my underwear? It was funny because one of my friends was trying to get into the bathroom because they were cutting the cake or something and I ended up throwing my underwear out the window. Not my proudest moment but in retrospect, I wish that's as hard as your life gets, you crap yourself at a friends party.

I brought a boombox to school blasting Nikelback when they first started getting big.

hahahahaha........Wow that is embarassing, I think I'd rather drop bombs in my undies anyday, Inhuman your honesty is stellar.

Wow. First the finger up your ass thread, now this.

Your honesty is impeccable.

I remember crying (I must have been about 9 at the time) because I was the only boy invited to a birthday party where all the other guests were girls. To be honest, my reaction would probably still be the same 30 years later.

I can just about imagine you being in Abigail's Party.You'd make a great Sue.

I'm not sure if it counts as "when I was a kid", but when I was 24 I went to visit my family in Burbank, CA.

we spent the day at Universal Studios drinking beer and riding rides. on the way out, I decided to run up the loooong flight of stairs that leads to the upper area where you get out (instead of taking the escalator like the rest of them).

problem was, I hadn't finished my beer. so.....I downed it as fast I could and ran all the way (seriously long flight). this turned the beer into a gut full of foam.

we had planned on leaving, but my family wanted to stop and see the Star Trek experience first. I tried to convince them that it was stupid and not worth the time but they insisted.

anyways, about the time that people started beaming-in on stage, I puked ALL over some guy sitting in front of me. this was not just a little puke either. the pressure caused by the beer made everything come out explosively.

the only thing I could do was run.

that poor bastard. I hope he didn't plan on staying in the park long. puke smells pretty bad once it bakes in the sun.....

Shit, that never occured to me.
Australian slang, doesn't bother us much.

But isn't it a statement rather than a question?

I am still relatively a child, so here's a bump.

I walked into a glass door today. I have a bump on my noggin and bruised ego. :(

As a very young kid, I accidentally pooed myself in the kitchen, and the resulting mess landed on the floor. Needless to say, my parents were not impressed at all.