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Bunbury 02.23.2007 03:24 PM

Are you frightened of the Female?
 
Fear of the female planet?
 

floatingslowly 02.23.2007 04:26 PM

I'm afraid of gene splicing. :eek:

Savage Clone 02.23.2007 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunbury
you know, the male is a biological accident:

The Y [male gene] is an incomplete X [female gene]


I thought Valerie Solanas had died, but here she is!

terminal pharmacy 02.23.2007 04:59 PM

females have ruled the planet for years, they just let the males think that they are the ruling faction

nomadicfollower 02.23.2007 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
I thought Valerie Solanas had died, but here she is!



I guess my Solanas joke would be useless here. I would like to say that I admire her Manifesto anyway.

Savage Clone 02.23.2007 05:07 PM

She was hard core.

noumenal 02.23.2007 08:24 PM

I was just reading a book yesterday by Steven Pinker in which he says that the reason sexual reproduction exists rather than females just making clones of themselves is because of pathogens - viruses and bacteria and so on. Genetic varitaion throws them off and is required because they evolve so much faster.

He also said that the size of testicles in primates is in part determined by how promiscuous the females are. The reasoning goes like this: females that have sex with many males create competition inside their vaginas (sperm can last several days wandering about), so the more semen a male can produce, the better chance his sperm will win. In that way, males evolve bigger and bigger balls to ejecaulate more and more semen. This is why men have larger testicles than gorillas (relative to body size). Penis size is determined by similar factors - any longer than a certain optimal length and there is no advantage, but shorter than that and there is.

noumenal 02.23.2007 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunbury
how does everyone feel about Hillary Clinton running for President?

personally i dont give a shit about her, but i would really like to see a woman as the president.


I'll vote for her if she gets the nom. I'm not really a huge fan, otherwise. I agree that a woman president would be good.

I don't have a favorite candidate yet. I like Biden sort of.

davenotdead 02.23.2007 08:28 PM

Hilary is the Anti-Christ. The only worse choice for a female president would be Oprah.

noumenal 02.23.2007 08:30 PM

Actually, I wish Gore would run again too.

noumenal 02.23.2007 08:32 PM

Anybody with their own magazine should not be president. Steve Forbes for example.

davenotdead 02.23.2007 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunbury
I bet you she would get in if she ran too!

 


thats what Im afraid of...she really is insane... i think all white males would walk around in constant fear if she were ever elected...

davenotdead 02.23.2007 08:39 PM

Gore is an idiot. don't let him fool you with his new and improved environmental facade...

noumenal 02.23.2007 08:43 PM

No, it's not the environmental stuff that has me wishing he would run. I just like him. He has no chance though, so don't worry.

noumenal 02.23.2007 08:55 PM

You know who was afraid of women: C.S. Lewis.

Toilet & Bowels 02.23.2007 09:02 PM

i'm not, but a lot of girls have told me that i'm intimidating, which i think is fucking lame because i'm pretty much a pussy.

porkmarras 02.24.2007 10:36 AM

No.I like girls a lot.

fishmonkey 02.24.2007 10:47 AM

yeah i am, fuckin terrified.

ALIEN ANAL 02.24.2007 10:48 AM

im very scared. of them

Iain 02.24.2007 04:46 PM

More confused than frightened. Actually, that probably extends to most people, not just women. In fact, yes, it definitely does.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham 02.24.2007 09:05 PM

a little,
dont tell...

Glice 02.24.2007 09:23 PM

Not scared. I like ladies. They smell nice, and usually have better taste in music, or are at least less shit about expressing it.

jon boy 02.26.2007 04:59 AM

i think that there would be a lot less conflict in the world.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 02.26.2007 05:16 AM

is there anyway we could convince you to change your signature?

jon boy 02.26.2007 05:19 AM

yes, by taking all the money you get from your 'event' and donating it to a charity.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 02.26.2007 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon boy
yes, by taking all the money you get from your 'event' and donating it to a charity.


you know nothing of my finances

jon boy 02.26.2007 05:45 AM

who is it? its not margaret thatcher is it?

jon boy 02.26.2007 06:18 AM

i dont really know what to say other than maybe you could try talking to her or something but i am useless at giving this sort of advice so you should probably ignore this!

i am way more scared of males more than females i think.

jon boy 02.26.2007 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue
you know nothing of my finances


i know you throw lots of parties and spend lots of money on booze, i know you spend a lot of money on clothes, i know you travel a lot, i know you live in a very large house and seem to go out a lot, i know you worked in new york which cant have been a low paying job, i know you spend $200 on watching strippers in one night, i know you have enough to hire limo's etc etc etc. so are you poor?

to be honest i couldnt care less if your rich or poor your still a tosser.

SynthethicalY 02.26.2007 11:34 AM

Oh jon boy why must you bash on crypto. Anyways back to topic, I am a little bit afraid of females, just cause they are smarter.

jon boy 02.26.2007 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SynthethicalY
Oh jon boy why must you bash on crypto. Anyways back to topic, I am a little bit afraid of females, just cause they are smarter.


its too easy and he promotes it.

alyasa 02.26.2007 11:39 AM

I voted yes, because new research suggests females were the first to invent weapons during the neolithic age...

SynthethicalY 02.26.2007 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon boy
its too easy and he promotes it.


I love you.


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