When did you start masturbating? What were some of your earliest fantasies?
 

(muses = Synthetically and Cuetzpalin)

I started masturbating when I was 11- my fantasies were mostly science fiction related- having to repopulate the earth after every other man has died, banging Twi'leks, etc.

I had a red night light. I think that sort of lent to the mood of general sexiness.

Oh- for the longest time I'd quit once I got this feeling that I was gonna erupt. Once I peed clear after jerking off and thought it was cum. Boy was I in for a surprise.

In my early teens I had(well, I still do) a big thing for Laetitia Casta.

"The ethereal harmonies of the laserpipe orchestra echoed off the solid diamond walls of the Galactic Overlord's pleasure chamber. As I slowly made my way through the gyrating throng of human, plasmid, and arachnoid revelers, the arcanite sensors on my integrated detectograph started going haywire. "Just as I thought," I thought. "She's here."

It was another two hundred ticks until I saw her, dancing languidly with a spice runner out of Betelgeuse VII. He was a hulking brute, with a wickedly edged macrosword slung over the back of his metaluminum armor, the kind that would have struck cold fear into the heart of a lesser man. But I was no lesser man. "Mind if I cut in?" I intoned, silencing the smuggler's enraged grumble of objection with a stealthy blast from my deliminator rifle.

"What took you so long?" cooed Abraxxia, her words subtly quavering with the universal inflections of desire. Ignoring my own fierce need, I furiously scanned my surroundings for danger -- she was crafty, and I knew that the slightest mistake would prove fatal. Not just for myself, but for the entire United Alliance. Inevitably, my gaze settled back upon the smooth curves of skin that peeked out from under her transparent holodress. How many rounds of Uranian Megasex would it take before she surrendered the alloy?"

Are you trying to turn me on? Because it is working.

If only you were a girl.

That's from Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure.

my number one fantasy is chris habib in a frog suit.

That site advocates lube.

www.healthystrokes.com is the obvious better choice.

man i dont know what is with some of your sex posts that truly gives me the willies. like we all talk about fucking, but in my mind at least you stand out as the true twisted weirdo of us all, ha ha. and i cant pinpoint the reason.

well i dont mean to spoil your fun-- by all means enjoy your prurient exhibitionism. but i am a bit creeped out so im staying out of this one :D

note: really, let's not argue. im just staying clear of this one.

i love masturbation its much fun

My twistedness probably has something to do with me starting to masturbate at 11 yet not having my first kiss until I was 18.

i started at about 12 i think, and didnt kiss untill i was 16, and since then iv only had 3 other kisses.

You beat me to it.

Such a weird story Swa(y)

As I've said before I am about being seemed as dumb, cause in reality I am smart.

I am a contradiction

Dude, you should do standup. That put a huge smile on my face.

4th grade...and your mom.

Isn't it kind of... gross... to mentally revist early masturbation fantasies if they were about classmates? (Unless you learned how to jerk off while in med school. Or you're still 12.)

why would someone feel inclined to share such information as people are sharing here?

you dont mind reading it toilet?

it's not about whether i mind reading it or not, i'm saying i'm put off by people's need to tell others such things.

well i guess we wont be having sex then.

then if it doesn't matter why are they bothering to tell people?

yes! i was like ten, trying to fuck my bed and then sperm came out, i was like wtf is this? until i learnt the whole process of mastrubation

ahah, i found my uncles porn and had a run at pullen on my willy, didnt finish the first time.

Then i was cranken in the garage for ages. yehp

your not winning the reality game.

Like 10-11. Just humping pillows, imagining it was someone else I s'pose. I also used this vibrating foot/back massager thing. I wore out the motor ..but I told my mom I threw it against the wall.
I've mentioned this before but I often got off to MTV's old show "Undressed." About slutty college kids and the like.

Age: 11 or 12
Fantasy: 7th grade math/science teacher

Marry me.

I'm willing to be a hedonistic swinger.

Hah... it's about as arousing as reminescing potty training. Then again, it makes for years of laughter at family reunions, whereas going back to prepubescent fantasies is just... somemthing to keep with yourself, unless it's part of a sex therapy or something (with a professional of course, not some 60 year-old freak who's offered you candy to jump in his car).

To answer the OP's question though, 14, with the help of soft-core porn (gotta love the pre-internet days)

at least four years ago. i think it was really lame things like musicians i found cute at the time.

hmmm. I believe when I was 7-8. I did it during nap time and never got caught.

I think I was fantasizing the Care bears getting it on with eachother (heterosexually)

Dude- that reminds me. My little brother used to pretend to have sex with a teddy bear when he was really really young. He would strip down, get the teddy bear, put it on a blanket, close the doors, and then start dry humping it.

Afterwards he would come to my sister and I and ask us to play doctor because his "wife's" baby needed to be delivered. So we'd get a small teddy bear (he was always getting new ones) and try to reenact a baby being delivered.

He and his "wife" had like 15 kids. I kid you not.

I got a handjob when I was 15 so I already knew what it was like when I jerked off at 16... (no shit) and when I fantasized, I just thought of the handjob..

This is probably the creepiest question thread on the board. Why do you want to know, Julian, why!? Are you writing a book? Are you stealing our souls?

I know this!

I started when I was about 12 years old and some of my first fantasies was (and don't laugh) Meryl from Metal gear solid.

Not really.

I dunno. Some people are just incredibly open about themselves and will honestly admit to almost anything. This thread is for those people.

Mainly for the funny replies. Some of them make me laugh.

Mine said don't laugh!
You make me sad : (