happy st patricks day!
 

you fucking irish (This includes me as well.) i don't know about you all but i'm going out tonight and getting shitfaced drunk.

how about you?

i'll be getting pissed in a couple of hours time-got a show to do first unfortunately.

How are you Irish?

Also, I, for one, will not be getting shitfaced. I loathe the practice that's in place- to celebrate a saint FOR FUCKS SAKE by drinking yourself into ridiculousness. I've argued with the best of friends about this. It's a stupid 'tradition' and a stupid idea and I bet St Patrick is turning in his grave. Ireland is about more than drinking, too.

irish? i didnt know that, where do you live in ireland???

anyways, i got bought green shoes today, so dont pinch me

NOT!
Anyway I got shitfaced yesterday and I'm all out of money so no alcohol for me tonight.

IS.

Ireland has hardcore christianity, paulybee, and ass.

whatever.

why does everyone claim to be irish? even people who have a distant uncle 100 times removed and with one single cell in their body possibly being slightly irish they still lord it up?

oh and happy st patricks day.

Too bad france won 6 nations :( :(

it is weird, i forget who it was either but someone here doesn't like irish-americans to call themselves irish either, some weird thing

im in a good mood for some green clothing, drunk girl pictures.

i don't need excuses for that :p

how about this....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/6457689.stm

I celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

I beat my wife, wore a Guiness hat and had inadvisable anal sex with a Catholic teenager before complaining about William of Orange whilst walking pigs on string to the pub where I had a fist fight with the priest who raped me when I was a teenager, all the while dancing like that cunt Flatley. As is befitting of several clichés.

In reality, I just got shit-faced.

Ah, tebeysher, tebeysher, so idaas, yhr as hoirish as they coom, so y'har.

youre lesbian?^ or are you a guy? i always thought you were a girl

I am a girl. SMELL MY MENSES.

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaa aaaa

where have you been these past weeks, you bastard? the board has been in need of good laughs.

Mrs. Clone and I went for a bike ride, after which we watched some Anime and a Poe adaptation with a young Jane Fonda and Bardot. My daily routine was impacted enough by this "holiday," so I decided being at home was the way to go for this. I had seen enough shirtless chests painted green for one day.

what is this?? sure i could imdb it but i figure it's more entertaining to ask you

It's a DVD with three short films (total run time 121 min) called "Spirits of the Dead." Also features Terence Stamp and Alain Delon, among others.
The three films are directed by Louis Malle, Roger Vadim and Federico Fellini.
Pretty good so far, but I haven't finished it yet.

Busy busy busy at the moment. The world of inept temporary workers needs slovenly, misanthropic cunts, and it needs them bad. It's my calling. Also making/ writing music. Fun.

I got a job too.
How about that.

Jobs eh? Can't beat 'em.

a day without work is a day without eating... so congrats to both of you. i personally am quite fond of food.

It's nice not to have work today, i got too irish last night and have time to recooperate and pick up the pieces of my overindulgent saturday evening before school/work is back in cycle. Plus, noreasters are excellent.

oh this eh?



looks great! did you buy, rent, check out of the library, got off the internet? i'd imagine though it's on amazon it might not be too easy to find...

I bought it at a local shop.

ah. the "local" video store i patronized (hours away from where i live) is shutting down & i bought some of their inventory. it was fucking sad, like carrying corpses. if you have a local store that sells this shit, you ARE a lucky bastard.

so is the new job any fun?

It's OK. Not terribly interesting, but they treat me nicely and it pays well and it's close to home. Not too bad.
The movie was a toss-up for me. It was either that or some Matthew Barney Cremaster whatnot, which I will be going back for.

It's when people have maybe one Grandparent or some even more distant relative and that is Irish and go around claiming to be Irish that annoys people. It's just a bit silly.

you guys are idiots, i don't live in ireland. i'm irish by heritage, of course i'm fucking american.
i'm a bit hungover. but doing fine.

so exactly which relatives of yours are irish?

both of my great-grandmothers and my great-grandfather, two of whom are dead.

haha thats pretty damn good kar.

That's pretty tenuous, by that token I'm half-Spanish. Not that I can criticise, to be sher (etc).

Glice, did you effect a cod-Irish accent yesterday or at any point over the weekend. And did you wear a bit novelty guiness hat? There's a wager staked on these two potential occurences.

I guess it's a cultural thing. Americans seem a hell of a lot keener to grasp onto some sort of vague family history of foreign-ness. I have Scottish grandparents (have no idea about great grandparents) and one of the most Scottish names this side of Carlisle but I would never say I was Scottish or even part Scottish.

Oh really? I did take a shitty hat off of someone and tell him he looked like a prick, and I also did do a faux-Donegal accent. And also shouted at some in the fashion of Paisley. Do I win?