if you where invisible for a day you would...
 

do what?

Rid entire Walmart stores of products. I would eat all their food, and whatever I couldn't eat, I'd bring home. I would then take as many products as possible, steal postage stamps, and mail the products to 3rd world countries.

Good thread

I think I'd just try and steal things I like, to be honest.

Love your idea man.
I would also change Bush administration intellegence reports and do my best to sabotage any war going on (steal weapons from both sides almost as soon as they got made. rendering it impossible to kill anyone. People who then persisted to fight with their hands and so forth would have random objects dropped on them from great heights)

It would be difficult, but good idea. At least try to stall the arm's race of weaponry for a while. If the whole world adopted fist fighting as the only means of war, our tax money would be put into better areas and there would be a much less risk of disaster on both ends.

change room @ victoria's secret annual fashion show for da win

I hate to rain on your parades guys, but being invisible does not mean that you have access tp every place in the world and to unlimited resources. It's just that people won't see you. But, say, infrared alarms in weapons' storages and such will always detect you. I know, I'm a party crasher.

Damn You!

Still ive never understood why we cant fight wars with our fists...
What a bunch of cowardly pussies all our countries are....fight like men! (or at least somewhat masculine women)

Watch Drone shower.

I would finally steal that spaceship I've been eyeing....

Eat at a fancy restaurant and leave without ever paying.

Question: How would one go about getting a table at said fancy restaurant when one is invisible?

i would PERV!

and also pinch people bums, throw things at people, make like a poltergeist etc...

just silly stuff, i'm too selfish to use my power for good

Who ever said I would get a table.

I suppose your point is suffice but I still don't understand why you wouldn't just say something like "I'd go in back of a fancy restaurant and eat a bunch of food."

Saying that, you see, implies that you aren't paying. It's a much simpler statement.

I see.

That's the sweetest super-creepy thing a guy could hear.

You're welcome, darling.

I'd become a spy for big $.
I'd get rid of my conscience first, naturally.

I'd go and masturbate at Castle Donnington. Not big or clever, but I just can't help myself.

haha....why do I feel like you are talking some sense. I fairness thats what most people would do, not in Donnington but supermarkets and shit I would presume.

I think I'd blow up the WTO, NAFTA, World Bank and IMF HQs (after setting off the fire alarms first of course)
I just hope no economists find this...

Washing Machine - Castle Donnington is where they have the Download festival, and in the olden days (the 1970's/1980's), where that had an annual heavy metal festival. Invisible onanism is surely the only proper answer to onstage fretboard-wank antics?

Typical...

Hey nice to see you posting again! Hope my floor wasnt too much of a nightmare to sleep on.

Go check out the hotness on the picture forum ;)

steal lots of money from a bank.

Hahaha I couldnt agree more :D
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MellySingsDoom again

I'd steal a ton of CDs/records and food and spy on people and freak some very unrad people out, duh.

Quite
Rad and Unrad are 2 words that should be used more often...

I'd stick 'kick me' signs on peoples' backs and chortle silently as they were kicked. Snickerdoodle.

But seriously I'd do what's natural and skulk around in the changing rooms in New Look.

Ejaculate all over Yngwie Malmsteen's 'scalloped' fretboard just before he was about to dig into some of his typically retarded fretboard gymnastics.

Failing that, have a quick peek at Charlotte Church's bum hole.

8:30 AM: Wake up dreading another boring day at work, only to find myself invisible, don't bother to get dressed (unless of course it's cold out, like it usually is around here)

10:00 AM: Sneak onto the trolley and go into town. Catch a bus (woohoo, no fare or transfer needed!) to my band's singer's house but of course take the time to feel up whatever hot college chicks happen to get on.

10:30 AM: Find a way into the singer's house and watch his slutty-yet-hot roomates undress. Go downstairs to our old practice space and mess around with his guitar's tuning and amp settings (not so bad he can't fix them of course). Duck out back door and into alley behind house.

11:00 AM: Stroll toward bus stop back to my area. Along the way, encounter some mean dudes messing with some chick. Laugh as they wet themselves in fear over the disembodied voice telling them to fuck off, then enjoy their sudden dumbfoundment at the free-floating lead pipe that bashes their brains in. Sneak onto bus going back to my neighborhood.

12:30 PM: Lunchtime! Stop over at the grocery store to pick up a chicken sandwich and a Coke. Afterwards, piss on some Hummer H2 someone parked in a handicap spot.

1:30 PM: Stroll into where I work and throw something at the annoying new guy. Notice someone trying to cram a toner box into the recycling slot, then read/scream (directly into their ear) the sign that says "please remove all packaging before you recycle". Cause my boss to spill coffee on herself. Find a phone in a secluded place and announce over the intercom (using a disguised voice) that the regional sales manager picks his teeth with a comb after using it on his combover, and the furniture sales guy doesn't wash his hands after using the men's room.

2:00 PM: Get bored with all the havoc and decide to go home for the rest of the day.

The next day: Hear about the "invisible force in Pittsburgh" from various people, seem vaguely interested, then chuckle to myself when I'm alone.

Hahaha I too dispise Yngwie Fucking Malmsteen

Im doing one of his classical pieces for my music prac at the moment, I hate it but it makes you look good in front of examiners..

I once "forced" a certain board member to watch an Yngwie Malmsteen video, for which he has been less-than-grateful for ever since.

Im not suprised!

I refuse to trust any musician (or person) who enjoys any of the following:
Yngwie Malmsteen, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani

These type of people then usual ask me who my favourite guitarists are and I say : Johnny Marr, Johnny Greenwood, Thurston Moore, Lee Randalo and Glenn Branca much to their absoluet discust.

I'd vote that plan into government!

I was thinking that but I'd probably just sneak onto a plane and move. Get past border controls and completely change country. They'd get onto me after a while but whatever, it would be fun.

Actually, no, I'd steal lots of money from the rich and give it all to me.

I'd probably get stoned and watch TV all day.

Last time i was invisible i spent the whole time trying to avoid getting hit by cars

I'd kill all my enemies in broad daylight.