If you had to be handcuffed to one celebrity...
 

...and no sex is involved :o ...who do you choose?

lets say for 72 hours...

a dead one.

i could saw their hand off and walk away.

think about it, i could do that to a live one too, but it would be more problematic

teehee, I actually lol'd...but no weapons involved damnit! why must every thread, (not pertaining to sex or weaponry), include a disclaimer not to include sex or weaponry in the replies?!?

Tony Benn (English old school socialist politician). Even if I couldn't think of any worthwhile questions to ask him, I'm sure that anything he had to say would be interesting to listen to anyway.

Spike Jonze maybe, or Stephen Malkmus.

I'm sorry but he's already cuffed to me.

he's teaching me guitar!

Fine then, Spike Jonze. We'd have such fun we would.

Malkmus just told me that's the best news he's heard all day.

he says you smell like Subway.

Well it's no surprise that I smell like sandwiches..

you could strangle him...

What have you got against Spike?

nothing during the 1st hour or 2-- but 72??? murder i say.

well bill murray and i would have a great time.

mariah carey, then i would jump into the sea with a load of rocks in my pocket. two lives to stop millions suffering.

you're going to look silly after you've drown and her big fat head is still keeping her afloat.

Ahahaha.

i will take a needle.

that's most likely more along the lines of Whitney Houston's tastes.

Mariah's going to want to go shopping for hand creme and purses. my money says that you won't even make it to the sea before succombing to death.

ok i will take a gun and pop a cap in that bitches ass. better?

apologies, a texan entered my keyboard then.

Hulk Hogan

Joaquin Phoenix, hubba hubba hubba. Why can there be no sex involved?????

texas? you just went all gangsta right there.

Mariah's going to have a new crush!!

I think I would enjoy being handcuffed to Iggy Pop for a few days.

I wonder which hand he uses to unzip..?

because it would be part of a reality show of course...and unless we are talking hbo here (or any euro channel), then no humping...but seriously, because there's enough 'who's beautiful/hott threads' on this board as it is...and i didn't want all the hetero males to have the same answer of 'diane lane'...that would be boring

he'd use yours.

if it was a reality show, then it would be someone who can be opposite to you so there can be some trouble cooking and that's great tv, eh? eh?

anyhoo, paris hilton for me.

Mia Matsumiya. Mia Matsumiya. Mia Matsumiya. Mia Matsumiya. Mia Matsumiya. Mia Matsumiya. Mia Matsumiya. Mia Matsumiya. Mia Matsumiya. Mia Matsumiya. Mia Matsumiya. Mia Matsumiya. Mia Matsumiya. Mia Matsumiya. Mia Matsumiya. Mia Matsumiya. Mia Matsumiya.

Laurie Dhue.

Oh, nothing sexual huh? OK. Bill O'Reilly.

i would bash her face on a rock within the first 30 minutes of our forced cuffing

she's the only current celebrity i find even at the slightest facinating.

plus, showering with her and watching her change clothes, can make up for whatever annoyances i can have over her.

plus plus, i think we would make for good tv.

better paris than bill o'riley, that's having very low self-esteem problems.

gack, the thought of bill oreilly makes me want to vomit.

if i had to choose it would be monica bellucci obviously. but without sex it would be torture. could i content myself with sniffing her for 72 hours straight? i doubt it. but i would try...

Paris Hilton would be great to be handcuffed to. Not in a boring 'so i could kill her' kind of way (which I wouldn't want to do anyway) but think of all the great parties you'd be dragged to.

while searching for a picture of Paris and her "pet" from the South Park episode, I found this instead:



what kind of fucking sport is THAT? I'm constantly in awe of the Japanese.....


ONTOPIC: I would NOT want to be cuffed to the athlete in the orange suit.

if i could resurect the dead, then hunter s thompson.
it will be a very cool 72 hours...
if live then, mike watt maybe, he seems like a cool guy to hang around...

Thurston moore. we could talk music and records and life and insanity and absurdisms and scream at people

ryan gosling

Micheal Jackson, whilst showing him straight adult porn. Ah think of the torture.

Charlize Theron

Vern Toryer, little dude couldn't put up a fight, and it would be quite funny to be seen walking along the street handucuffed to a little person.