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ALIEN ANAL 04.12.2007 01:51 AM

i think im in love
 
a telephone marketer just rang and she sounded like such a babe...i miss her..:o:(:p

SynthethicalY 04.12.2007 01:52 AM

Call her back, pretend you are interested in what she is selling.

ALIEN ANAL 04.12.2007 01:57 AM

haha nah thats impossible, it was just one of those random caller people things *sigh* i shall never find this kind of true love again :P

SynthethicalY 04.12.2007 01:58 AM

What no caller ID? Lame.

ALIEN ANAL 04.12.2007 04:29 AM

nah she had to match it, i shall write a stoner adventure story about a guy finding his telemarketer voice dream girl and it will be amazing!

Pookie 04.12.2007 04:43 AM

I had a call yesterday from my credit card company. They said that because I'd opted to not receive phone calls from them, I was missing out on some great offers, so they were calling to let me know what I'm missing out on by them not calling me!!!!

I didn't fall in love with her by the way.

jon boy 04.12.2007 05:08 AM

i get texts from companies. in love with them all.

fishmonkey 04.12.2007 05:09 AM

i fell in love with the TV Licence Inspector guy once.

sonicl 04.12.2007 05:14 AM

There is a bank in London that sends adverts out to people's bluetooth-enabled phones as they walk past. I don't have a bluetooth-enabled phone, so there is no chance of a love affair between myself and said financial institution.

jon boy 04.12.2007 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fishmonkey
i fell in love with the TV Licence Inspector guy once.


was it love or was it lust?

fishmonkey 04.12.2007 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon boy
was it love or was it lust?



hard to say jon boy, i think i was more freaking out because of the fact i didnt actually have a TV Licence. i was pulling the whole "can i help you officer?" scene while twirling my hair with my fingers and chewing gum.

_slavo_ 04.12.2007 05:41 AM

I had a private banker like 3 years ago when I came back from USA with shitload of money and was thinking how to invest it. She was a real babe, maybe 3 years younger than me, smart, neat and pretty, and I guess she was hitting on me real bad (like, when your banker calls you out, that's probably something). But I was happy back then with my previous GF, so I turned that down.

Still have lots of love for that bank anyway ;-)

jon boy 04.12.2007 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fishmonkey
hard to say jon boy, i think i was more freaking out because of the fact i didnt actually have a TV Licence. i was pulling the whole "can i help you officer?" scene while twirling my hair with my fingers and chewing gum.


perhaps you could have offered payment in another way...

fishmonkey 04.12.2007 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon boy
perhaps you could have offered payment in another way...


yeah that was my angle alright, there was a brand new episode of Lost coming on and i was gonna invite him in to watch it on my 42' Plasma TV

afterthefact 04.12.2007 10:47 AM

I once fell in love with the automated voice response unit at my credit card company, she knew just what I wanted.

ALIEN ANAL 04.12.2007 10:48 AM

i told them to call back at about 5 today, and they did...but it wasnt her :(
im heart broken

Green_mind 04.12.2007 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fishmonkey
yeah that was my angle alright, there was a brand new episode of Lost coming on and i was gonna invite him in to watch it on my 42' Plasma TV

504" plasma TV!
I wonder how many people have fallen in love with each other over the phone.

ALIEN ANAL 04.12.2007 11:03 AM

i had phone sex last night ?

Green_mind 04.12.2007 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
i had phone sex last night ?

You must have needed lots of lubrication!

ALIEN ANAL 04.12.2007 11:15 AM

yes ha ha i predicted something along those lines would be said.

Green_mind 04.12.2007 11:22 AM

haha, did you really have phone sex? And was it with an actual sex line?

ALIEN ANAL 04.12.2007 11:25 AM

haha yes i did, and not with a sex line it was with this girl i have a thing with at the moment..we were talking on the phone when in bed and one thing just led to another and there was discriptive X rated talk flying around the place. :P

Green_mind 04.12.2007 11:35 AM

ah I see, awesome!

Jt 04.12.2007 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
i had phone sex last night ?



You probably did, too. I love the constant no bullshit, tell-it-like-it-is honesty with you. It's all right there on the table. Good stuff.

EDIT: Yearrrrgh.

screamingskull 04.12.2007 05:00 PM

something i will NEVER EVER do is phone sex.


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