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atsonicpark 04.16.2007 01:42 PM

delete
 
I was young and dumb when I made this thread. I didn't mean to offend anyone.

Trasher02 04.16.2007 02:05 PM

Haha thanks I kind of lost these jokes.

king_buzzo 04.16.2007 02:44 PM

Whoa

Pookie 04.16.2007 02:45 PM

Topical. What next, JFK jokes?

auto-aim 04.16.2007 06:52 PM

call me immature but the elton john one really amused me more than it should.

afterthefact 04.16.2007 06:58 PM

Kurt Cobain is dead?!?

The Man With The Plan 04.16.2007 07:46 PM

i find some of these jokes in bad taste.

RIPfrey05 04.16.2007 08:43 PM

what did the toilet paper say?
"im on a roll!"

afterthefact 04.16.2007 08:47 PM

Q: Why did the chicken dressed like Kurt Kobain cross the road?



A: Something related to Kurt Kobain killing himself!

afterthefact 04.16.2007 08:49 PM

Q: Why did Kurt Kobain wear rainbow suspenders?



A: A play on words that sounds like the answer but also sounds like something to do with suicide!

SynthethicalY 04.17.2007 01:00 AM

Kegmama do you have those pictures stored in your hardrive?

candymoan 04.17.2007 04:28 AM

they're not funny.
so it goes.

something 04.17.2007 04:30 AM

i find jokes stupid in general real comedy is what is black and white and red all over? a nun falling down the stairs!! hahahahah see its stupid

ALIEN ANAL 04.17.2007 04:33 AM

whats black, long and has a hard center?

My pencil

fishmonkey 04.17.2007 05:07 AM

those jokes are so 94 its not funny.

ZEROpumpkins 04.17.2007 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pookie
Topical. What next, JFK jokes?

Steve Irwin jokes. Which the chaser beat me to...

andrei 04.17.2007 01:28 PM

atsonicpark... let's laugh about one your dead relative/friends! Who's the one you loved most? Let us know, and we will figure out some jokes...

Cardinal Rob 04.17.2007 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afterthefact
Q: Why did Kurt Kobain wear rainbow suspenders?



A: A play on words that sounds like the answer but also sounds like something to do with suicide!


Marry me.

Glice 04.17.2007 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afterthefact
Q: Why did Kurt Kobain wear rainbow suspenders?



A: A play on words that sounds like the answer but also sounds like something to do with suicide!


The Gods of humour will be angry at you for revealing their millenia old secrets...

HaydenAsche 04.17.2007 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Go ahead. If one of my relatives was a dumbass heroin junky suicidal overrated talentless asshole, be my guest.

Who cares how old these jokes are? Most of the people on this board still obsess over this prick, so I might as well voice my opinion as well.

Hey man, nice shot.


I thought they were funny.

Everyneurotic 04.17.2007 04:11 PM

kurt ca-bang.

Pax Americana 04.17.2007 11:42 PM

Once my 11th grade history teacher refered to him as "Kurt Blow-Brain".
It was pretty lame.

andrei 04.18.2007 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Go ahead. If one of my relatives was a dumbass heroin junky suicidal overrated talentless asshole, be my guest.

Who cares how old these jokes are? Most of the people on this board still obsess over this prick, so I might as well voice my opinion as well.

Hey man, nice shot.


Hey man, if someone...anybody on this earth... is a "dumbass heroin junky suicidal overrated talentless asshole"... What are you gonna do? Make fun of him... or try to help him?!?
Do you think making fun of him, makes you cool...or special...or what the fuck do you want to think about it. You should get mad on 50 Cent not on Kurt Cobain, cause you're NOT right... I'm not a Nirvana fan at all, but i'm saying this cause many bands/people should be thankful to them, like Cobain was with his favorite bands.
..."about a boy / beyond it all"... (Patti Smith)

king_buzzo 04.18.2007 10:05 AM

If he hanged himself I would have used:

How do you get Kurt Cobain off a tree?

Cut off the rope

andrei 04.19.2007 03:34 AM

Ok... Thank you for listening, but you didn't get the idea of what i was trying to say... Have a nice day!

Torn Curtain 04.20.2007 05:38 AM

Those "jokes" are crap.

Daddylikes 04.20.2007 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pookie
Topical. What next, JFK jokes?


I guess you didn't see "Blades of Glory" yet.

They pretty much say he was killed for cheating on his wife, which is most UN catholic of him.

k-krack 04.20.2007 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Go ahead. If one of my relatives was a dumbass heroin junky suicidal overrated talentless asshole, be my guest.

Who cares how old these jokes are? Most of the people on this board still obsess over this prick, so I might as well voice my opinion as well.

Hey man, nice shot.


I defy you to write a song 1/100 as great as Nirvana's worst songs.

Better yet, do it strung out and depressed. Let's see what you'll come up with, you fool.

kingcoffee 04.21.2007 01:04 AM

None of that shit is funny. There's no joking about Kurt Cobain's suicide. That's just fucked up.

auto-aim 04.21.2007 08:38 AM

wow, there are some uptight people here... I don't know, I expect SY fans to be a little more - liberal I guess. Some of those jokes are in bad taste, but it's something else I'm getting at. I don't know, I didn't know the guy so maybe it doesn't matter to me but so many people here act like death is this really unatural thing... It's hard to explain what I'm getting at - it's like this warped view of life, I wish this guy was still around making music for ME - instead of being glad that he was here.
And it's like if those jokes are the worst thing you can say about kurt cobain then that's pretty fucking good going. You know - Like I'm sure a lot of you are okay with michael jackson jokes? Is that just because he's not dead?

Pookie 04.21.2007 08:43 AM

I think the main 'objection' is how out of date they are.

Sick jokes serve a purpose. When a tragedy happens, humour has a place in helping us try to understand or at least cope with the situation.

Hence, I'm sure there will be/are jokes about the Virginia killings.

The time elapsed makes these jokes pointless and shows them for what they are: lame and unecessary.

Tickerwelly 04.21.2007 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by auto-aim
wow, there are some uptight people here... I don't know, I expect SY fans to be a little more - liberal I guess. Some of those jokes are in bad taste, but it's something else I'm getting at. I don't know, I didn't know the guy so maybe it doesn't matter to me but so many people here act like death is this really unatural thing... It's hard to explain what I'm getting at - it's like this warped view of life, I wish this guy was still around making music for ME - instead of being glad that he was here.
And it's like if those jokes are the worst thing you can say about kurt cobain then that's pretty fucking good going. You know - Like I'm sure a lot of you are okay with michael jackson jokes? Is that just because he's not dead?


No, It's because Michael Jackson is a freaky looking babyfucker.

auto-aim 04.22.2007 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tickerwelly
No, It's because Michael Jackson is a freaky looking babyfucker.


Exactly - who's to say cobain wouldn't be a babyfucker now if he wasnt dead?

sarramkrop 04.22.2007 09:15 AM

I normally don't care much for tasteless and cheap jokes, but i skipped the first post as his death really affected me when it happened. Sounds corny and too sentimental, but especially in his last days, he seemed like a seriously and disturbingly troubled person. I don't listen to Nirvana all that much anymore, because an album like 'In Utero' reminds me of a time and a place that brings back bad memories. The music remains some of the best and most intense that i've ever listened to, regardless. I'm not even criticising whoever started this thread, it's just that he's one of those people that i really feel like not joking about. We often forget what an articulate person he came accross as in interviews, how truly inspirational Nirvana were in a live setting and how downright handsome this tortured creature was. I just wish that there wouldn't have been such small talk about this tragedy (because a tragedy it is). On the rare occasions that i think about him, i get all misty eyed, so i apologize if this is such a sentimental post. On the day he died , i remember going into a church with a friend and lighting a candle, a silly gesture, but it meant a lot. Again, apologies for this post, but Nirvana turn me into a teenage boy all over again.

sarramkrop 04.22.2007 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k-krack

Better yet, do it strung out and depressed. Let's see what you'll come up with, you fool.


Exactly.

sarramkrop 04.24.2007 08:22 PM

It's just that you're an idiot, that's all.

Derek 05.11.2009 07:08 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I love how everyone got torn up with these stupid jokes.

Good show SYG.

Alan ciccone 05.11.2009 07:14 PM

Christ people can be sesitive. In comedy, anything should be fair game

Alan ciccone 05.11.2009 07:17 PM

Maybe its because I'm from ireland but i don't get the wayne gretzky one. I know he's a hockey player and the games divided into periods and maybe there's something to do with Courtney having her period?

exploding plastic candle 05.11.2009 07:18 PM

hahahahahahaha the last one is hilarious


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