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afterthefact 04.16.2007 09:51 PM

Actors you get when you can't afford the actors you want...
 
Me and RdTv had a convo (that's the cool way to abbreviate conversation) about this once. Who are some that you can think of? We had like a huge list, so I'll start it off with on. Andy Garcia. He's the guy you get when you can't afford to get Al Pacino.

atari 2600 04.16.2007 09:52 PM

...Daniel Baldwin instead of Ben Kingsley for the mob boss in "Cleaver."

Sonic Youth 37 04.16.2007 09:57 PM

Michael Caine when you can't get any old British actor
Danny Glover when you can't get Morgran Freeman
Tom Hanks when you can't get Steven Spielberg to stop casting him

terminal pharmacy 04.16.2007 09:58 PM

richard grieco when you can't get johnny depp

!@#$%! 04.16.2007 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afterthefact
Me and RdTv had a convo (that's the cool way to abbreviate conversation) about this once. Who are some that you can think of? We had like a huge list, so I'll start it off with on. Andy Garcia. He's the guy you get when you can't afford to get Al Pacino.


but wait, andy garcia & pacino play together in godfather 3. who's supposed to be who? :D

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ok, one that popped in my mind:
gary busey when you can't afford nick nolte to play the disgraced alkie.

 
 


i think you can find a lot of those actors in "made for tv" movies...

SynthethicalY 04.16.2007 10:14 PM

Colin Farrel when you can't get Colin Farrel.

afterthefact 04.16.2007 10:27 PM

Paul Walker when you can't get Keanu Reeves. Not that you would ever want Keanu Reeves.

Sonic Youth 37 04.16.2007 10:30 PM

Bernie Mac/Cedric the Entertainer when you can't get Eddie Murphy
(in the 80s) Eddie Murphy when you can't/won't get Richard Pryor

!@#$%! 04.16.2007 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afterthefact
Paul Walker when you can't get Keanu Reeves. Not that you would ever want Keanu Reeves.


how do you mean....!?!?!?!?




 



ha ha ha ha

ALIEN ANAL 04.16.2007 10:47 PM

haha this thread is funny, one that comes to mind all the time is

Dolph Lundgren as the poor mans Arnie

Sonic Youth 37 04.16.2007 10:48 PM

Jackie Chan when you can't get Bruce Lee (obviously this is necessary because he's dead, but nevertheless)

ZEROpumpkins 04.16.2007 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
how do you mean....!?!?!?!?




 



ha ha ha ha

Awesome movie!

afterthefact 04.16.2007 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
how do you mean....!?!?!?!?





 



ha ha ha ha

I can't see the pic :(

!@#$%! 04.16.2007 11:01 PM

it's the bill & ted poster
edit: hotlinking has been a royal pain in the ass today!!!

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hugo weaving when you can't get sam neill. or viceversa, after the matrix??

afterthefact 04.16.2007 11:03 PM

Righteous!

afterthefact 04.16.2007 11:04 PM

Kevin Kostner when you can't get Mel GIbson

!@#$%! 04.16.2007 11:09 PM

bob balaban when you can't get woody allen
(they were together in deconstructing harry tho ha ha )

timtimtim 04.16.2007 11:33 PM

this reminds me chris rocks oscars speach.

Everyneurotic 04.16.2007 11:41 PM

sorry but gary busey > nick nolte

every
day
of
the
week

Alex's Trip 04.16.2007 11:44 PM

Nicholas Cage when you can't get anyone.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 04.17.2007 12:01 AM

William Baldwin when you can't get Alec.
Rob Schneider when you can't get Adam Sandler.

!@#$%! 04.17.2007 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
sorry but gary busey > nick nolte

every
day
of
the
week


lay off the crack pipe. have you ever seen "affliction"?

nolte might be a wreck, but he's a hell of a good actor. busey is a tv actor with big teeth.

demonrail666 04.17.2007 03:31 AM

Chasey Laine when you can't get Jenna Jameson.

Tokolosh 04.17.2007 07:53 AM

Leonardo DiCaprio, when you can't get River Phoenix

Christopher Lambert, when you can't get Johnny Weissmuller

An animated green ape, when you can't afford Lou Ferrigno

RdTv 04.17.2007 08:09 AM

Ed Harris when you can't get Bruce Willis.

James Gandolfini when you can't get Paul Sorvino.

Everyneurotic 04.17.2007 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
lay off the crack pipe. have you ever seen "affliction"?

nolte might be a wreck, but he's a hell of a good actor. busey is a tv actor with big teeth.


you take your cinema way too serious man...busey is hilarious even when he's acting on a drama or something, dude's onscreen and i can't help but roll around laughing.

demonrail: classiest post here.

nicfit 04.17.2007 04:38 PM

Ron Pearlman when you can't get Elephant Man... no , kidding, i love pearlman.
Matthew McConaughey when you can't get weed...ha ha.

!@#$%! 04.17.2007 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
you take your cinema way too serious man...busey is hilarious even when he's acting on a drama or something, dude's onscreen and i can't help but roll around laughing.

demonrail: classiest post here.


of course man, just like you do music. i take movies more seriously than music that's for sure. can you see me plaguing these movie threads while i shirk the ones about zorn & mogwai? but of course...

Everyneurotic 04.17.2007 04:44 PM

i don't know man, i like a lot of music for comedic reasons.

poison comes to mind.

ps: i didn't post on the mogwai thread.

!@#$%! 04.17.2007 04:54 PM

oh i didnt know-- my point is you're a music critic. you know a ton about that. i really don't. i actually *cough* write movie reviews for some local rag, and i can tell you don't know much about movies-- i'm not talking about your taste, which is yours alone, but your understanding of the medium. really go & rent affliction, it's a hell of a movie, then again it might not suit your tastes, because it's very psychological, but at least give it a try, like i will when you recommend me some music.

MellySingsDoom 04.17.2007 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
Chasey Laine when you can't get Jenna Jameson.


Ron Jeremy when you can't get anyone even halfway decent and sentient.

I'd just like to add I love demonrail666's avatar. Brilliant. Reminds me of ancient episodes of "Armchair Thriller".

afterthefact 04.17.2007 06:46 PM

Rhea Perlman when you can't get Ruth Gordon.


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