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Actors you get when you can't afford the actors you want...
Me and RdTv had a convo (that's the cool way to abbreviate conversation) about this once. Who are some that you can think of? We had like a huge list, so I'll start it off with on. Andy Garcia. He's the guy you get when you can't afford to get Al Pacino.
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...Daniel Baldwin instead of Ben Kingsley for the mob boss in "Cleaver."
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Michael Caine when you can't get any old British actor
Danny Glover when you can't get Morgran Freeman Tom Hanks when you can't get Steven Spielberg to stop casting him |
richard grieco when you can't get johnny depp
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but wait, andy garcia & pacino play together in godfather 3. who's supposed to be who? :D -- ok, one that popped in my mind: gary busey when you can't afford nick nolte to play the disgraced alkie. ![]() ![]() i think you can find a lot of those actors in "made for tv" movies... |
Colin Farrel when you can't get Colin Farrel.
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Paul Walker when you can't get Keanu Reeves. Not that you would ever want Keanu Reeves.
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Bernie Mac/Cedric the Entertainer when you can't get Eddie Murphy
(in the 80s) Eddie Murphy when you can't/won't get Richard Pryor |
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how do you mean....!?!?!?!? ![]() ha ha ha ha |
haha this thread is funny, one that comes to mind all the time is
Dolph Lundgren as the poor mans Arnie |
Jackie Chan when you can't get Bruce Lee (obviously this is necessary because he's dead, but nevertheless)
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it's the bill & ted poster
edit: hotlinking has been a royal pain in the ass today!!! --- hugo weaving when you can't get sam neill. or viceversa, after the matrix?? |
Righteous!
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Kevin Kostner when you can't get Mel GIbson
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bob balaban when you can't get woody allen
(they were together in deconstructing harry tho ha ha ) |
this reminds me chris rocks oscars speach.
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sorry but gary busey > nick nolte
every day of the week |
Nicholas Cage when you can't get anyone.
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William Baldwin when you can't get Alec.
Rob Schneider when you can't get Adam Sandler. |
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lay off the crack pipe. have you ever seen "affliction"? nolte might be a wreck, but he's a hell of a good actor. busey is a tv actor with big teeth. |
Chasey Laine when you can't get Jenna Jameson.
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Leonardo DiCaprio, when you can't get River Phoenix
Christopher Lambert, when you can't get Johnny Weissmuller An animated green ape, when you can't afford Lou Ferrigno |
Ed Harris when you can't get Bruce Willis.
James Gandolfini when you can't get Paul Sorvino. |
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you take your cinema way too serious man...busey is hilarious even when he's acting on a drama or something, dude's onscreen and i can't help but roll around laughing. demonrail: classiest post here. |
Ron Pearlman when you can't get Elephant Man... no , kidding, i love pearlman.
Matthew McConaughey when you can't get weed...ha ha. |
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of course man, just like you do music. i take movies more seriously than music that's for sure. can you see me plaguing these movie threads while i shirk the ones about zorn & mogwai? but of course... |
i don't know man, i like a lot of music for comedic reasons.
poison comes to mind. ps: i didn't post on the mogwai thread. |
oh i didnt know-- my point is you're a music critic. you know a ton about that. i really don't. i actually *cough* write movie reviews for some local rag, and i can tell you don't know much about movies-- i'm not talking about your taste, which is yours alone, but your understanding of the medium. really go & rent affliction, it's a hell of a movie, then again it might not suit your tastes, because it's very psychological, but at least give it a try, like i will when you recommend me some music.
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Ron Jeremy when you can't get anyone even halfway decent and sentient. I'd just like to add I love demonrail666's avatar. Brilliant. Reminds me of ancient episodes of "Armchair Thriller". |
Rhea Perlman when you can't get Ruth Gordon.
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