I hate clothes
 

Not wearing them. . . but just the ideas of fashion and all of that. I like to dress very dull and people try to get me to change. I feel dumb wearing the clothes that people want me to wear.

especially pants, they suck

Oh I know. Pants are the worst. Pants never fit me quite right.

A few days ago I called the Robert Smith birthday thread the saddest thread ever. I was wrong about that.

clothes are awesome

With a blue blazer you can go anywhere!

I won't go anywhere without my Guess? Jeans and B.U.M. Equipment pullover.

Ha ha.....don't forget those LA Gear's.

Why can't I rep you?

cos she dwells in a realm far above us?

Really I just hack into all of your accounts and rep myself while I'm there.

I also write all of your intelligent and witty posts.

You may not have realized this until now.

Is it odd to be falling in love?

???

poop

That just bring gay thoughts to my head, I am letting my mind get the best of me.

these too?



i guess there's no avoiding one's mind, is it?

That just makes me think of how everyone wanted to be with smurfet. But deep down in me I know she was a lesbian.

This sort of thing is usually sufficient when it comes to putting gay thoughts in my head.

That just makes me think incest.

the way his speedo juts out horizontally is rather disturbing.

Jealous?

I think the speedo's colors alone qualifies them to be gay.

in fact no. im just not a big fan of peckers. except my own, of course, which is magnificent.

I don't need to hear that. Like I said all are deformed things. Wait what peckers are you talking about?

But he has lift!

change of subject?

Christina Ricci is an underrated actress.

no no, ive worn speedos :o

(dont get any ideas-- i was in a swim team until i was 15)

dont make me describe how this works, will ya?

Ugh... I am not in any way attracted to any of those girls. They look so plastic.

Killer boots man.

You're also gay.

damn synth you stole my words

i usually favor titties but those look like mannequins

me either, i just thought it was funny.
the one on the cooler is okay

I am gay, I think I can go straight for this cute girl that works in the pizza department at work.

honestly, i'd take a cute scarlett johansson a la Lost In Translation over:

may i offer this instead?

Oh yes she makes my heart melt.

edit- no any of those don't make me feel attracted !@#$%!.

brigitte bardot + jessica alba + beyonce = trifecta

I don't find beyonce hot. Not even Jessica Alba. The girls I find myself attracted to are the smart and funny girls. You know the librarian type.