!@#$%! is bisexual
 

Call me, !@#$%!.

'tis true. once, in a drunken haze, i bro'd crypto.

it's a trap!!!

thanks hayden dear, but contrary to popular belief i do stay away from minors...

call me when you graduate college.

I'm nearly 17.

I put out, !@#$%!.

college man, college.

no college, no candy! :D

But I'm not going to college!

what are you going to do, work in retail? no way!

Become a drug king pin.

"Kingpin" is one word.
Then again, once you kill off your competition, you won't need to know how to spell anything.

So what, he's going to go into racketeering Oxford and Webster's now?

"63 word changes or else, mo-fo."

die, please.

!@#$%! post average: 17.41 per day
Blatherskite post average: 13.36 per day


Yeah, this is a huge imbalance.
At least the bulk of !@#$%!'s posts aren't consumed with singling out one person for insults. He insults a whole lot more people than that.

Tickle your naughty bits for a few minutes, see what happens.

Yeah, but just that one time.

Last orders. You even have the cheek of calling people boring when lifeless meaning is all you're made up of.

someone needs to ban this douche

Indeed. !@#$%! has made innumerable valuable contributions to the board, not to mention the fact that he is generally recognized as being one of the most literate and intelligent people who come here on a regular basis. Seriously, if you were going to single someone out for being boring, tedious or dumb, there are any number of people who would come first.

EDIT:

"Dumb fucking cunt."
Whoa, that's clever and original. Excellent comeback! Best I've ever seen. Sarramkrop won't know what hit him.

Wow, you are as thought provocking as Wow!

Invaluable advice, especially in lieu of a strong dose of medication.

we're not arguing, we're all just having a laugh at your expense--i say this in case you haven't noticed, nimrod.

Don't tell him!!!

i dont make claims with regards to my intelligence, that is for other people to decide. but i'm hoping that you will regale us with more spectacles of your deranged mind. i just hope you change your schtick cos the current one is getting tiresome.


i don't know what happened to you in childhood but it was clearly wrong.

I'd answer with sarcam if sarcasm was all we were reduced to. You are so aggressive it's more worrying than offensive.

Everything's bottoms with you.


???

haaaa ha aaaaaa pookie pookie that is priceless

At least his post are funny and somewhat add to the thread (some of the time anyways. Nobody is 100% on that one here). He doesn't just start "Hey, I want to talk about [band]" threads just to show off everything he just read on wikipedia.

bisexual = fun

Edgy is better.

no, greedy is more like it.

a hole is a hole, pick one and be done with it.

so let me see if I get this right.

you are actually an art-collecting-rock-star-lawyer with dreams of being an emo_message_board_erudite?

that's too far out to make up.

I BELIEVE.

best !(*)@~<#! thread ever imo.

Another funny battle.