Oh, boys, you're so complicated.
 

I've got two boys who want me and I kind of like both of them. The main problem is that they are dating each other. One of them cheated on the other two times and they still haven't broken up. What should I do? I want to get laid so staying away isn't an option.

Are you guys into polygamy?

I'd be down for a three-some but it'd be weird. I'd rather just have sex on a regular basis with one of them. Should I post pictures and you guys decide which one I steal?

Pictures, please.

This is Jordan. We kind of dated last summer. I think I like him slightly more than Kody.



This is Kody. He's new. I've only known him for a while. He's cute but he's kind of obsessive and he keeps calling me and stuff.

They look kind of similar from those pictures.

I think...Kody, based on looks.

Which one cheated on who?

Kody cheated on Jordan.

I've known Jordan for alot longer than I've known Kody and we get along really well.

Then...isn't it obvious?

Yeah BUT I think Kody is cuter and I'm a vain motherfucker. Oh, I don't know. I wish they'd break up already so I can get laid. All they do is fight.

Do Jordan a few times, and then cheat on him with Kody. It sounds like he is used to being cheated on.

yeh go Kody based on looks

Jordan has terrible skin. Do you really want to get down and dirty with someone with such terrible skin?

hey dont be a fuck to people with bad skin, they cant help it. I say go jordan now just because of that

i spy a nerve that has been touched. can you find it?

iv mentiond plenty of times i dont have good skin...

i see, you don't like jokes that affect you but you don't mind jokes about other people...

nice-- im going to call you pizza face until you realize your stupid joke about that girl was repulsive.

repulsive? hahah your a douche

There's pizzas and there's pizzas.

you're the douche, you pimply chickenshit-- really your joke is the joke of a shitty coward. i bet you hide under your table and the kids at school steal your lunch money. if you laugh at girls being stoned to death you're less than a man, you're fucking dingo shit, and you have no mother.
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frankly, i couldn't care less about your skin, it's your character that's what's ugly about you, if you really think the way you're acting right now.

hahahaha
i spy a nerve that has been touched. can you find it?

yes, please read my edit. sociopaths give me the willies.

and you have no mother.

my character is ugly? if my character is ugly by the way im acting..does that mean your some form of beast from one of my pimples?

The outback is a very scary place...

no, i mean that your lack of empathy is disturbing.

Can't we get back to Hayden getting some three-way gay action?
That would be the option to exercise IMO.
These opportunities are rare.

oh please
just because i didn't write some deep and meaningful reply about how their system is fucked and religion is terrible plus 'oh its so sad' doesn't mean i don't care.. A joke is a joke, stop being such a !@#$

a joke is not a joke when it pops your zits though--- as you made clear here

stoning of a girl--ok to joke
little baby's complexion-- not ok to joke

wuss

Hmmm... You're the same guy who got all excited about the prospect of seeing footage of the high school shooting aren't you?

hmmm..your the guy who had a go at me for asking to see footage of the killer talk to the cameras and flex his muscles about why he was killing people arent you?

I've been meaning to put you on ignore for ages, anal. I've just got round to it.

i guess so. plus some zit jokes, double the fun.

Yes, I still say go for the one with the better complexion. He also looks a more sensitive soul, although that may be because you can see his whole face in the picture, not a profile.

they made a comment about people with bad skin, i made a joke about the similaritys of someone gettong stoned by rocks and me getting high on drugs.

And as if you really give a fuck about her anyway, you have said more about me making a joke than you have about her being killed. Get over it

douche

actually, i do. i didn't say more about her being killed because i felt very strongly about it. but you managed to cross the line of stupidity.

see, you're either the real asshole you represent to be, or you're a scared, insecure little pencil neck trying to act tough on the internet. i think #2 is the answer.

so i'll take your stupid bad taste as an affectation. go ahead, hide behind it if that's what you need to do.

Go with both. It's only awkward if you make it that way.

trying to act tough? when was i trying to act tough, i made a joke and you got all big guy on me and started calling me names..
i am a little pencil neck and i am on the internet but im not trying to act tough.

why dont you go marry the dead girl if you love her so much

see, right there. that's exactly what i'm talking about.

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i feel sorry for you i guess. best wishes dude.

THATS WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT!

so you do love her? dude just go to her then...i think she is feeling kind of left out at the moment anyway..shes all yours

holy shit you're really diseased.

kody has better skin