please, stop wearing tapered jeans
 

you look like an asshole

I like 'em straight. Like my sexual orientation.

what are tapered jeans?

the ones that are thinner in the end of the pant leg

I had to look it up

ooooh
i fucken hate them. Even straight legged jeans get thinner at the bottom, makes me furious

I want boot cut jeans that are the regular denim and no fucking pre fades!

Tight jeans is all that matters. No flares though.

pff...
you're just jealous.
your dream is to fit in a pair of tapered jeans.

tapered jeans are so cool.

I thought this thead was about:



...tapirs.

is it ok if I still wear my bell bottoms?

i like my jeans skinny. but then again, i'm a chick.

That's no excuse missy!

A good loose fit is best.

the kings of leon are the worst offenders for that!

NICE

i wear dickiezzz.

I can't stand tight trousers, they accommodate no room for your balls to hang and you can't use your pockets!

Definetly. I'm useless without my pockets. They are the home of my hands.

Tighter the better, but they have to virtually fit. I see some people who wear tight jeans but they wear them that tight that they hang bellow they arse because they're just too small for them.
I've been wearing alot of my girlfriends jeans, she's a size 8 but they're like I mentioned above on me. But I do fit nicely into her pants that happen to be a size 10 that she doesn't really wear due to not being thast tight on her.

Any pants that aren't tight these days just remind me of that ghastly 'nu-metal'. Yuck.

Just like sex. Can I get a "Hit me!" from someone? High five!

haha

That's fashion for you. I dare say in a few years time that painfully tight jeans on boys will remind many people of that horrible emo look but there you go.

haha no kidding, and surely them tight jeans must limit the flexibility and movement you have.

And all men should know that scientists have proven (probably) that wearing tight clothes around your balls harms you ability to have kids in the future. You're balls need some fresh air now and again. (nb. I'm not intending to incite any kind of inappropriate public nudity here.)

I don't care for fashion. Tight jeans have always always been worn and will always be worn. Metal kids and rock 'n' roll kids have always worn tight jeans, long before 'emo' was even a stereotype.

Fair enough. But don't you get a bit, ahem, sweaty in the cellar? Especially during the hot Australian summer.

Nah, tight jeans are more comfortable in all aspects.

Tights jeans = sterile balls? For us gays, that's like so, whatever.

People say that to me, that tight jeans means you're gonna be sterile. But I'm not squashed down there. If anything, it's more support for the team.

ok that's it, it should be law for some men to wear tight jeans as punishment for being born, and producing the Stupid babies

i'll start in Hagerstown

I can't stand tight jeans, they make me feel so uncomfortable.

these babys aint tight or tapered!