Which animal are you?
 

Yes, this is how I chose to spend my morning:

http://www.jokesandhumor.com/tests/animal/

And I am:

a Bumble Bee! A beautiful insect that is good at working with teams and produces something many want: honey! A bumble bee commands great respect, and will respond to a bad situation with a quick sting! Bumble bees are serious and very wise.


Well now. Ain't that just the CUTEST.
Someone find me a hobby.

**Edit** Screw that quiz, take this one instead: http://bluepyramid.org/ia/aquiz.htm

i'm afraid to say anything here..
knowing truncated, it has a strong chance of turning sour..

Ah, go on. Be a risk-taker.

And take the goddamn test, what do you think I posted it for?

damn! couldn't resist it...


You are a Unicorn! Some people think unicorns are a myth... You are one of the most rare animals. Less than 2 percent of people that take this test are the unicorn. Unicorns are good an almost everything they do, and are very well liked!

Unicorns are fictitious animals, with phallic protuberances on their foreheads. Go on, brag all you like.

I've got bumblebee as well :)
You are a Bumble Bee! A beautiful insect that is good at working with teams and produces something many want: honey! A bumble bee commands great respect, and will respond to a bad situation with a quick sting! Bumble bees are serious and very wise.

I'm a bloody unicorn too!

Your Animal is: Unicorn

You are a Unicorn! Some people think unicorns are a myth... You are one of the most rare animals. Less than 2 percent of people that take this test are the unicorn. Unicorns are good an almost everything they do, and are very well liked!

im the fourth unicorn :D

I'm a fucking bumble bee.

Bumblebees are aurally pleasant, visually striking, and velvety smooth to the touch. They are a delectable sensory buffet. You unicorns can only live in shame, wishing in vain that you weren't some phallus-centaur crossbreed.

There are supposed to be about 50 animal possibilities.

You are a Unicorn! Some people think unicorns are a myth... You are one of the most rare animals. Less than 2 percent of people that take this test are the unicorn. Unicorns are good an almost everything they do, and are very well liked!

fuck theres loads of unicorns here!,


i guess unicorns like sonic youth

"Cannot open page"

Guess I will have to do some work at work...

What, are you trying to insinuate we're unproductive? Sanctimonious bastard.

Your Animal is: Whitetail Deer You are a Whitetail Deer! Whitetail deer are beautiful and plentiful. They are usually quiet and do not bother people. They are playful yet cautious. Many respect the deer. Deer are usually underestimated...

 

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well. it's obvious i'm horny...

Fucking Unicorn....either it isn't that rare or we are a strange breed on this forum.

ahahahahahahahha

Your Animal is: Bumble Bee
You are a Bumble Bee! A beautiful insect that is good at working with teams and produces something many want: honey! A bumble bee commands great respect, and will respond to a bad situation with a quick sting! Bumble bees are serious and very wise .bbzzzzzz ahahahah

I wish I was one of these. Theyre so fucking cool!

A fucking whitetail deer how week my favorite animal is a Grizzly bear they could totally eat a deer.

You are a Catterpillar! Many people are often envious and jealous of a caterpillar. Caterpillars may not be quick, but they are quite wise and often think about things before they do them.!

I 'm monkey!space monkey:)

A caterpillar shit on my palm once. I executed it swiftly.

Your Animal is: Bumble Bee You are a Bumble Bee! A beautiful insect that is good at working with teams and produces something many want: honey! A bumble bee commands great respect, and will respond to a bad situation with a quick sting! Bumble bees are serious and very wise.

is that the "worm" you had to eat, in the test? i bet you didn't even ask for money :D

I felt it deserved a slow, excruciating death by mastication for its grievous offense.

i'm the stupid dumb-ass whitetailed deer also. like what makes them whitetailed? (apart form the fact that they... am..... might have a white tail) oh woop dee doo, look at me canter thru the forest with some sort of crosshairs on my forehead...

kill me.... kill me quick, let me be the monkey with the head of a fish like i wish to be

I also took a personality disorder test this morning, the results of which were not in the least amusing.

What the fuck is that? Looks like a Hostess Snowball.

for shitting on your hand?? dead right, i would of tortured the bastard, lock him in a room and play metallica at full blast for a month, just the same song over and over... mix it up maybe after 6 weeks with some Mariah Carey and Celie Dion..

Hey Celine Dion walks into a bar..
Barman says.. "hey, why the long face?"

Ha ha! That was so painful, it was funny.

May I ask what the benefit would be of being a fishmonkey? You'd have quite an odor about you.

That is one of those great words that sounds dirty but isn't.

odorus we may be but we have all the benefits of Omega 3, Cod Liver Oil, and we still get to pick knits off our friends and eat em.
and thats only the health benefits. we can make love underwater for 4 hours or on land for 6.

damn, i almost asked "where do i sign up?" but then i thought "make love to WHAT?" :D

Given the past forays you've told us about, I didn't think it much mattered to you where or who with.

How's your phone bill these days?

man im a fuckin bumble bee too.

Too bad i'm totally a man-bear-pig, im serial

i have no phone these days, but i've worn the goats raw...

This is a rather disturbing thread derailment.
Disturbing, but somehow not surprising.

unicorn.

so much for the 2% myth.

i'm a truncated