NEWSFLASH: Psycho stranger walks in off street and into DR666's flat.
 

FUCK ME!

I'm sitting in my undies reading one of king buzzo's posts and listening to a bit of Talksport when, whooooah, a weird asian guy just bowls into my flat. I was too shocked to even tell him to 'fuck off'. We just stare at each other for about five secs until he says he's got the wrong flat, and then leaves.

I ask ya!

I'm just glad he didn't catch me surfing for some milf porn. Close call.

We've had a similar experience in this house, about a month ago. The only difference was that the two guys kids who got in were the owner of this place's sons . Lectured them to the extent that they shat themselves. I'd kill anyone who tried to break into my house, if I happened to be in.

I don't think he was trying to burgle me or anything, just a bit weird when you find a total stranger in your home. Especially when you haven't shaved for a week, you're in a pair of undies with the elastic coming away and wearing just one sock.

I cannot tell a lie. It was Glice. Wink.

Haha. He wasn't by any chance called Porkmarras?

I think you need to meet this person:



She too has a reckless attitude to being covered up.

Now if he'd walked in whilst i was looking at THAT. Fuck knows WHAT he might've caught me doing.

They were lovely kids too. Just trying to find the mobile phone that they said was left in here quite a while ago. They even knocked the door, but I hadn't heard it. They were not up to anything wrong. Still, I lectured them on the fact that even if my silly flatmate happened to leave the door unlocked, they had no right to get inside. They were totally sweet about it.

Tree hugging, whale stroking hippy!

Writing a fucking paper about it, I suppose :rolleyes:

Sad, but unfortunately possible.

I came home once and found people in my house. I told them all to fuck right off or I'd call the police. My mum wasn't happy.

where abouts in London are you?

maybe he was attracted by your phermones?

Something a tad bit similar happened yesterday.

While sitting in my living room watching an Argentine League game, I notice a suspicious looking guy walking around in the yard, and a an equally suspicious car in the street with the driver side door open. I lose track of him in my yard and remember I have a ladder erected on the side of the house, as a friend is working on some roof issues I've been having. My friend had left for the hardware store and left the ladder up, after all this is the middle of a Saturday afternoon.

Quickly I ran upstairs to see this bozo at the top of the ladder looking about in a confused way. I shout out the window, "excuse me?". Obviously I startled him and he descended back down the ladder. I run back downstairs, out the front door to confront him. He told me he was there to pick up the ladder. I said it was my ladder, and he didn't give up. "Paul...uh, Johnson told me to come by and pick it up for him". I told him again it was mine and to get lost. He squinted at my address and said "oh, I have the wrong address." He hurried back to the car with his crack whore girlfriend and sped off.

I'm so tired of crazies.

You think it could be the same guy? These crazies have passports y'know.

At the very least, both might be members of the International League of Crazies.

You maybe on to something there. Since the internet, these guys COMMUNICATE.

whenever I see this thread, I think

You should put this dog in front of your door :

I'm thinking of going further than that. I'm hiring this guy:

Waow, you resort to drastic measures !!!

Well, you can never be too careful I suppose.

Was Paris as sweaty as London today?

you need one of these

Neighbours might find that a little ostentatious

Sweaty ?

Oh sorry, I didn't see the relationship with the topic.
In fact, I'm not in Paris those days, I'm at my mum's home in the middle of countryside. But I think it was hot in Paris today, as I could see on the TV.

I envy you if you're away from the city right now.

Then they'll have twenty seconds to stfu.

Yeahhh, freshness, sat on the grass under a tree is appreciable...

Will be in the park tomorrow. Sitting under a tree just like that.

Good idea. And having a

do you just leave your front door unlocked then? and more importantly, why in the name of all that is holy would only be wearing one sock?

In answer:

1. I did at times leave my door unlocked (when I was in) but I ordinarily have three locks AND a metal gate. All bolted for when I leave. I keep the door locked now when I'm in.

2. I can't tell you why i was only wearing one sock, only that I was. Guess I'm just a lazy slob. But the one sock was a Burberry one, so maybe i'm just a lazy CHAV slob.