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MellySingsDoom 06.17.2007 11:56 AM

Imagine if this board were a commune...
 
...yeah, imagine if all of us boardies lived in one giant housing complex. Who'd organise the washing-up rota? Who would be in charge of organising the nightly music and film entertainment? And most importantly, who would be the "reconconciliation service" in the inevitable arguments?

racehorse 06.17.2007 12:00 PM

i can imagine it transforming into a lord of the flies type scenario.

truncated 06.17.2007 12:11 PM

The only definite I can think of is that Hip Priest would be the mediator.

HECKLER SPRAY 06.17.2007 12:28 PM

Kegmama would be our host.

sellouteater 06.17.2007 12:43 PM

http://sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=13801

screamingskull 06.17.2007 02:08 PM

i would be the one in charge of all ball games played outside, i would mostly be found asleep on a couch or a rug somewhere.

jon boy 06.17.2007 02:21 PM

 

king_buzzo 06.17.2007 02:37 PM

I'll organize the random room. It will be this room filled with random items and people could do anything in there, just the only rule is that it needs to be irrelevant to life.

Glice 06.17.2007 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by king_buzzo
I'll organize the random room. It will be this room filled with random items and people could do anything in there, just the only rule is that it needs to be irrelevant to life.


Perhaps you could double up in the deathless despair room as well? Multi-tasking and all that lot.

sarramkrop 06.17.2007 02:45 PM

And you Glice, what would you be doing, eh?

Glice 06.17.2007 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
And you Glice, what would you be doing, eh?


Witless digs/ second-in-command house drunk (Diesel being first-in-command, oviously). And the eugenics programme to remove the gene that encourages asinine comments about FUCKING GUITARS.

king_buzzo 06.17.2007 02:59 PM

Hmmmm, I'll organize the guitar & gear room. Except if other gearheads wanna do it, like CHOUT.

jon boy 06.17.2007 03:02 PM

who will be the charles manson?

king_buzzo 06.17.2007 03:04 PM

We need a janitor and a cleaning lady. Which I'm guessing will be some noobs who want to move higher in the family.

Green_mind 06.17.2007 04:10 PM

I'll be in charge of the sexual recreation room, if anyone ever feels tense or frustrated, you know where to find me. Guilt-free sex.

atsonicpark 06.17.2007 04:47 PM

i'll sit in the corner by myself and not talk to anyone.............

HECKLER SPRAY 06.17.2007 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by king_buzzo
We need a janitor and a cleaning lady. Which I'm guessing will be some noobs who want to move higher in the family.

I think our janitor should be somebody who knows everything about us, like Jade, Sonicl, Danny, !@#$%!,...

SynthethicalY 06.17.2007 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy
who will be the charles manson?


The Queer kid?

cryptowonderdruginvogue 06.18.2007 01:00 AM

that would be... interesting..
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_slavo_ 06.18.2007 02:20 AM

I'd try to make friends with emmah :D

sonicl 06.18.2007 02:54 AM

I'll be in charge of the strychnine supplies.

finding nobody 06.18.2007 02:57 AM

Weekly epic jam sessions with all your SY Gossip favorites

_slavo_ 06.18.2007 03:40 AM

I'd create an Ambient clubroom where we'd chat with sonicl about Keith Fullerton Whitman and such.

 

davenotdead 06.18.2007 04:04 AM

ill be the one in the corner adjacent to sonicpark...colouring on myself, daydreaming, and correcting everyone's grammatical errors...

sonicl 06.18.2007 04:08 AM

Let's just be very careful who we leave in charge of the medecine cabinet.

davenotdead 06.18.2007 04:15 AM

certainly not me...i didnt even know what ibuprofen was till maybe 2 years ago....

_slavo_ 06.18.2007 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
certainly not me...i didnt even know what ibuprofen was till maybe 2 years ago....


I never take ibuprofen and things like that when hung over ... I have this weird thought in my head that I have to live through it .

I barely use any medicine, now that I'm thinking about it.

nicfit 06.18.2007 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by _slavo_
I barely use any medicine, now that I'm thinking about it.

Same here :eek:!
By the way, I'd be the nice guy that wakes up first and makes breakfast for all before you get up.

sonicl 06.18.2007 04:55 AM

I nominate Hip Priest to be in charge of the purchase of cheese. Or the making of it, seeing as we're going to have goats onsite.

davenotdead 06.18.2007 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by _slavo_
I never take ibuprofen and things like that when hung over ... I have this weird thought in my head that I have to live through it .

I barely use any medicine, now that I'm thinking about it.



im the same...i meant that i literally did not know what it was...and ive certainly never taken one...8 (coming up on 9) years ago was the last time i had one of those, it was either tylenol or aspirin, cant remember....

Washing Machine 06.18.2007 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by screamingskull
i would be the one in charge of all ball games played outside, i would mostly be found asleep on a couch or a rug somewhere.


hahaha

Childish but how could I resist...:D

HECKLER SPRAY 06.18.2007 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonicl
I nominate Hip Priest to be in charge of the purchase of cheese. Or the making of it, seeing as we're going to have goats onsite.

Goats ? No, I refuse !!! :mad: I 'm sick and tired of goats ! :mad: We could make cheese with an other animal. Please...

_slavo_ 06.18.2007 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by HECKLER SPRAY
Goats ? No, I refuse !!! :mad: I 'm sick and tired of goats ! :mad: We could make cheese with an other animal. Please...


 

HECKLER SPRAY 06.18.2007 08:06 AM

Yeah, rabbits are more sociable.
yours is particularly nice, slavo.

truncated 06.18.2007 08:17 AM

You'll all end up with body odor.

sonicl 06.18.2007 08:20 AM

What, from eating rabbit cheese?

Everyneurotic 06.18.2007 08:22 AM

i'd be living somewhere near, tell you wankers to fuck off and regurlarly calling the cops on you.

truncated 06.18.2007 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonicl
What, from eating rabbit cheese?

No, in that case, body odor is the least of your worries.

Or as you'd say, "odour."

We'd never survive the language barrier.

sarramkrop 06.18.2007 08:33 AM

I bet that it would be a mix of sandals and Doc Martens , with the occasional splash of flip flop, here and there.

_slavo_ 06.18.2007 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HECKLER SPRAY
Yeah, rabbits are more sociable.
yours is particularly nice, slavo.


He's the "social" part of me. I take him to every party and let him speak for me, so that I can remain quiet and enjoy myself.


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