How offensive are you?
 

Deeply offensive poll on the way.

in relation to what?

Anything.

It's the highest.

I go to 11.

i offend people without meaning too.

i don't offend people!

Well, I don't see 0 on the scale, so I went with 1.

Actually, Larry David is a hero of mine. Of sorts. Anti-hero?

I was on vacation with my extended family. I had to hold my tongue everytime I thought of a joke.

I offend people when I chat about all the pornography that I work on.
I don't understand why scatology and bestiality offend so much. It's all cartoons anyway.

I don't know. I put myself down at a two, but maybe you should be telling us how offensive we are?

Tell me, how offensive am I?

siete.

nueve.

seis

I think im not offensive at all, if i offended myself id change.

I picked eight, I say mean things without noticing, I'm pretty clumsy in that way.

Well, as the wretched summer season is upon us and I tend to sweat in these inhuman conditions, I would say my tendency for offensiveness is somewhat higher than normal these days.
Plus, the heat makes me pretty cranky to begin with.

i wonder what it would take to be offended by yourself? is it even possible?

I say 7, 10 if I feel like it

I would think the offensive person wouldn't care how offensive they are to other people. Fakes.

Anyways, I'm offensive enough to say... how the fuck should I know, you ugly douche?

It can go anywhere from a 4 to a million. Even when I'm joking/nice, I'm pretty much just jokingly making fun of people.

i picked 4
but this poll needs specification. real bad.
it seems stupid and pointless without it.

I said 8. I mean I'm not like crazy offensive, but I do offend people all the freaking time.
Like today at the doctors, I said, "Fuck that" when she asked me a question and she was all, "I'm not rude to you don't be rude to me."
I'm a bit of a bitch ;)

I'm sure that my sexuality offends people enough, but I'm a douche gay or straight. I guess no one would know that. I only say offensive things to people that it won't offend.

When it comes to cursing, I'm pretty average up here in San Francisco. A good "fuck off" when warrented, etc. However, when I go back home to the conservative Orange County all my friends get offended.

So I tell them to fuck themselves.

porkmarras, do you find me offensive?

osm, er ctyri, er deset, er....

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^^^Ha ha, like the God in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" - Get on with it!!!

I'm a friendly, peaceful person with good manners. I try to smile at people and don't usually have any kind of harsh attitude. But when sometone succeedes to make me pissed, the hell breaks loose. That's how I consider myself.

Don't make slavo angry, you won't like him when he's angry:

A good offense is always a good defense.

Or is it the other way around?

I'm probably the least offensive person you could ever hope to meet. I'm lovely, me.

It's true. In a recent MORI poll featuring demonrail666, Nicolae Ceaucescu, Pol Pot, Vlad the Impaler and Pontius Pilate, demon came top in the all-round nice guy stakes.

Seriously, the only thing to rile demonrail666 is the mentioning of D*nny Dyer in his presence. He goes off like a rocket then.

no. I rarely find people offensive, but often irritating.

[sMelly] The cunt went to drama school. nuff said.

The porkmaster is never offensive, and I'm sure his comment to me of "buy me a fucking drink you cunting racist cuntery prick" yesterday was a mere slip of the tongue.

Naaah, it's the accent thing again. What he was really saying was 'don't you think Bob Bert's drumming on I'm Insane disrupts its melodic flow?'

Haha, I'd rep you but I can't. I'm too angry for that :D