What can't you be bothered to do?
 

I can't be bothered to explain why I started this thread.

good enough reason for me

To go out and socialize. According to some, I am wasting the best years of my life.

Date. I'd much rather just have sex with no strings attached.

Wake up before 10.

You're the only person that escapes my wrath for such a shallow comment.

I also don't really understand that. Isn't the whole seduction process more trouble than just getting the job done yourself, to put it politely?

the old hand to gland combat is far cheaper and never leads to awkward silences in the morning.

I've never heard it put more poetically.

Besides, I find very few people more attractive than I find myself.

(That's a joke.)

I just have to show up to seduce somebody. Besides, I have sex with the same person on a regular basis but I don't buy him flowers or listen to him bitch on the phone or anything. We just have sex.

I tend to forget how sweet and disarming you are.

fuckin hell. you're not simon cowell are you?

To do my laundry right now. *gets off ass*

It's easy to look over that little fact.

I'm not Simon Cowell. I'd do Simon Cowell, though.

my job pays me under the table, and I get yelled at no matter what happens. Right now, I can't be bothered to try at work. If I'm gonna get yelled at equally for good work as I do for bad work, I'd rather just do the bad work.

I beat Street Fighter II on my DS 5 times today and didn't help one customer out unless they came to me first.

[diesal] Running free's up next then. total Percy Ingles

I can't be bothered to give a fuck about downloading leaks anymore...

Hayden! You. Me. Simon Cowell. Threesome. Now.

Anytime, Alex, anytime. Mind if I bring Jamie Stewart? I just bought some new condoms. They glow in the dark. It'll be fun.

Yeah. Fuck we can kick out Simon Cowell for all I care as long as Jamie is in.

You and I would make such beautiful gay sex. I'd look like so much less of a whore underneath you. Can truncy watch?

Whoah! Hang on a sec. let me get this right. that's Alex, Hayden and simon Cowell. I know Cowell's a bloke because i've seen him on the telly. Alex is usually a bloke's name but can be Alexandra so no problem there I suppose, but Hayden is definitely a bloke's name. So either Alexandra is concocting some kind of an MMF twos up situation with Cowell and Hayden or ... jesus fucking christ no!:eek:

fuckin HELL! so open, so shameless.

It's man on man on man, baby.

Of course she can.I'm only Alexandra when I go to the city with my platinum wig, neon orange satin dress, and clear plastic pumps.

Fabulous.

what the fuck. and babies are involved too? And I thought Ugly Betty was pushing the wholew sexual envelope thing. bloody hell

Thanks, darling. Can I borrow your lip stick? You know your color suits me better.

The gay kid on Desperate Housewives is hot. So is the gardener. And Carlos.

I can't be bothered to care about the world affairs in music.

Nor can i. not after reading what can only be described as 'non-heteromosexual content' on this thread. Makes worrying about set lists and albums seem a bit trivial in comparison. i dunno.

I like watching it because the whole thing is ridiculous as hell.

And Felicity Huffman <3

I thought that show died?

Not for me.

Felicity Huffman better get an Emmy.

HAHA. I can't be bothered to dress like the queen I am.

There's still time Alexandra. Cowell Hayden and the baby are now lost, but you can return to normalcy. Cleanse yourself of their gaydom.

Return to us. you must. you must.

The mom's got a pretty lesbionic hair cut.

And by pretty I don't mean "very," I mean "fabulous."

You know that is a facade, she is a full blown lesbian, and he is the queerest of the queers. The kids will have troubles.

I fear this one is lost too. Another that has surrendered to the gaydom. Only SyntheticallY and myself remain to fight the good fight.

Sorry, I've been a queer since I first sucked cock at age seven.