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Did you ever have a Doctor that was odd?
I had one a while ago that was pretty similar to the mad one in Chris Morris's ''Jam''.She simply would look at you with eyes that said''I dont give a toss about your symptoms,just stop smoking and leave me alone''.i used to make appointments with her cause she was so vile i wanted to have laugh at her rudeness and uprofessional behaviour
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ahah no, never happened!
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i had a doctor with really really clammy hands once, it was gross. he looked about 12 too.
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I had a 'problem' with one of my arse cheeks. The doctor, mis-hearing me (whether deliberately or otherwise) attempted to stick his finger up my chocolate love canal. I quickly informed him otherwise, and everything was fine. I laugh about it now.
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 Did you ever have a Doctor that was odd? Sorry the above was meant to read:''Did you ever have a doctor WHO was odd.Going mad myself |
i knew a stoner doc - i never was his patient though.. we attended the same bar for some time, and shoot the breeze on our ride back to the campus.. i don't know what happened to him later on.. i switched bars..
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You can't honestly expect to allude to a problem with your 'arse' cheek, and not have details demanded of you. |
Use the PM function to respond to truncated, please.
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truncated is an acquired taste..
truncated grows on you, like a shoe thats wearing out and becoming comfortable... respect.. |
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Well, long story short, it turns out it was a blocked sweat gland, and not, as I had suspected, arse-cancer. |
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Where's the fun in that? No where, that's where. |
In my part of the world, it is a little early for "arse talk," that's all.
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All doctors are a little odd. That's why they're doctors. It's a bizarre profession.
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I love the doctor in jam
http://chilled.cream.org/forums/albu...php?pic_id=155 That bit with the phone sex is hilarious |
so was this like a nasty ass-pimple (arse-pimple, whatever)?
man! how was it discovered? what i mean to say is... WHO found it, and from what angle were they looking? (it's even earlier here, but teh buttsecks is always an eye-opener) |
Well, it started off as something I didn't notice... ocassionally I'd sit on it and feel a hard lump. It got a little bruised, and I managed, with the help of a few mirrors, to examine it. it looked a little black. Then I got drunk. Then I started to think it was cancer, because a friend of the family was going through Chaemotherapy (sp?). And then it turned out it was a perfectly harmless blocked sweat gland.
Thus ends the exciting story of my arse and its journey through life. |
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The help of a "few" mirrors? What kind of geometric shapes does your ass take? Or was it in an especially remote location? I'm oddly fascinated by this. |
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Why not just go with your first instinct, and say fungus? Love you too sweetcheeks. |
I just have asian doctors who I can't understand a word they're saying.
This is a non-racist comment just so all you P.C knobeads know. |
Convenient disclaimer to mask your racism. Racist.
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:rolleyes: |
Racism and illiteracy do tend to go hand in hand.
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Well you know that's life. What with me Dad being too busy running the BNP to teach me to read and write (there was an asian kid in the class I would've been in so I wasn't allowed to go into school because of him).
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i need someone to translate. or a pair of glasses. |
Well if you consider the doctor cupping his groin while giving me a testicular exam to be odd, then yes.
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the school doctor is a friend of our family.. i hate it when he has to examine me :(
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Y'all know this was a joke, right? |
i had appendicitis a few years back and my surgeon wore cowboy boots while snooping around in my abdomen.
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