which physique do you prefer?
 

Jason Statham


Bruce Lee


Daniel Craig

Matthew McConaughey


I'm trying to figure out which one to work toward...just as a basic guideline while i work out....

i like the Rafael Nadal physique

It's taken me 40 years of hard work to get the pale and pudgy look.

If you want to go for it, be prepared to work hard, and don't expect immediate results.

Nadal's right arm is 1/4 the size of his left...i can hardly stay balanced as it is...

Pookie, i was going for that look, but alas, i'm considering a career as a male model, and that look is not in style at the moment.

i don't know, this is how i saw them...

statham is most well-rounded...

bruce has zero fat...just tight and muscle...not much bulk...

craig is top-heavy...very shoulders and pecs...

matt mac is slightly more lean (his height probably does have something to do with it)....

...and yeah...i will strive to keep my neck...dudes with no neck look funny...probably why i never really stuck with lifting in the first place...so many dudes just end up looking like mutants.

Bruce Lee outta them choices.

And that male modelling's a killer.

Look at Toilet & Bowel's before and after shots. And he was one of the lucky ones who got out relatively unscathed. He was nearly dragged into the world of animal porn when his looks started to go.

Now he hangs out on message boards, reliving past glories.

I like chubby guys, but not obese.

hmmm, ok maybe a little more variety...

how about young cornell?

or enraged ed norton?

...keep in mind i'm about 5'10"-5'11"...last time i checked...so slightly taller than average, but not really 'tall'...i guess that'd be about 1.8 metres

yeah, the modeling thing was a bit of a joke...though if offered, i admit i might consider it....it's really more for protection i suppose...

yeah, but that^ would actually take me a while to eat and drink all that...i'm currently closer to statham than that bloke...

Ugh, don't show me this. I just watched some of Death To Smoochy today.

People talk about the amount they spend on gyms and plastic surgery to maintain their physique. Do they have any idea how much doner kebabs COST these days? I've invested an absolute fortune to keep my body the way it is. And do I get a round of applause on Jeremy Kyle? Do I fuck.

^^^ You're just saying that because you're black.

Yeah, and no one's gonna tell me that KFC is exactly CHEAP these days.

ah, im not going to the gym...im just lifting these weights that some dude left at this house im living at right now...

ive got to go with bruce lee. Big fan. The difference between him and the other guys is that his muscles work, hes a bad ass. I'd like to look like him with a little more bulk though. I have a dream of becoming a professional fighter some day.

i don't give a shit about men's bodies

i much prefer this:

Jesus Christ. Don't DO that!

See I hate the look of mussles. I think thin and cute is more attractive. Ville Valo for example

Perhaps I would have a different view if I was gay, I suppose straight guys would think more feminine and delecate features were more attractive.

This picture as recompense for the above. Don't tell me that I hadn't warned you. Hawt!

yeah, I dont like muscular girls. I appreciate them being healthy and in good shape though.

by the way, davenotdead, are you aware that you won't get any of those "bodies" just lifting weights, right?

sorry. i didn't meant to interfere with the gay action. please carry on.

i love Jason Statham.

Haha

Not one for boyish good looks then Porky?

What's his name again? I loved him in shaun of the dead.

yeah.

Nick Frost.

I have no preference. I have very nondiscriminating taste.

Undeniable!

probably matthew. i showed him everything he needs to know.