Bawdy and Lewd Poll
 

All that I ask if for your hearts, in vote form, for perpetuity.

Waiting...

Your wait is over.

ha. when i can understand what you ask i might consider :p

okay!!!! i'll vote...

fuck man, where is the pussy and how do you call it?

That would be the devil's wort - In antiquity, the clitoris was considered to be the mark of a witch. Some cultures still perform cliterendectomies due to this mysterious sanctioning of the ladies pleasure area.

im talking about the whole bit, the lips, inner & outer, the drinking fountain, to lap from, and snort, and yes the clit plus its hood & everything, the whole honey pot, the holy grotto, the cave of the madonna. you gotta look at the whole picture if you want to get any :D

i like to suck everything.
*EDIT* wait let me rephrase that!!!

^^^ now that's something i respect

I'm afraid my propriety will not allow me to comment on my complex viewpoint.

I'm open to any and all areas. Your poll is limiting.

hahahahahahahaha, good one.

and about the poll, truly something the author knows all too well, sucking.

enough said

Hmm. I would've expected a better put-down than that - something to the effect of, "Spitting Serpent? Coughing worm more like" or "You're a fuckwit. You have fucked your wits, fuckwit".That would've been better.

i just quoted:
sorry for not being witty, i'm kinda lazy now

missing "anal"

and apparently, also "toe"



ps-- nose? wtf...? booger-eater... :D

can't get enough of those big polls...

I voted for the balls. I like that word.

Balls.

The Floor Fingers.


The Chocolate Aperture.

I was hoping I wouldn't have to make these things quite so obvious. Tsk tsk.

oh. i'm slow.

Mike Jones

eh, the bad poetry robs the sex of the whole thing. of course it's unrecognizable. people don't fuck crossword puzzles. floor fingers??? who would suck that!! :D

toooooooes

The Slow Masectomy, that would be breasts right? I prefer nipples though, you should have a separate one for that. The Sweet Bing Cherry's perhaps? (Pop Quiz: What book am I referencing here?)

I also vote for fingers and ear lobes. Allthough earlobes are more biting and caressing than sucking.