Pookie's Accident And Emergency
 

Pookie, since you've done so well on the other thread, it's time to upgrade your duties. If it's not a burden, could you please give expert medical advice, rather than just general?

You could start by telling me why I have had a bad back for over three days.

Thanks.

S

Take a ticket and wait for your number.

Expected waiting time: indefinitely.

But it hurts!

Well, as they say in Spain, hasta lumbago.

actually my wrist is knackered at the moment and its painful but what is pissing me off the most is that i cant make glorious noise with my guitar. Which is really what caused this in the beginning...What do I do? (this is probebly a question a guitarist should answer)

Pookie, please tell me why my stomach hurts.

I pulled a shoulder muscle. I tried a bubble bath but it still hurts. :[

Dear Dr. Pookie,

Could I please get a script for nausea and vomiting?

Ever since the arborist informed me that the removal of my Very Large Tree would set me back $3,600, I can't stop puking.

Suppositories are unacceptable, however herbal remedies are welcomed.

Sincerely,


Green Over Big Wood

PS: if you can also make my wife stop calling me, that'd be peachy.

Indeed a guitarist may wish to answer your query.

Instead I'll leave you with an old guitar player joke:

How many guitar players does it take to cover a Dinosaur Jr. tune?

Do you need a poo?

I pulled a soldier muscle once. He punched me hard in the face.

I recommend this. The script for The Colour Of Alan has some great vomiting moments.




Well you know what they say, A tree is safe in the arbor, but one does not build a tree to sit in the arbor.What about herbal suppositories. And if it gets stuck, I know a mathematician who can work it out with a pencil.Why does she call you That'd Be Peachy?

can you even get that in U.S.? I've heard that it was banned. I'm not up to driving to mexico for a prescription.



who is "they" and do "they" do tree work on credit? should I even trust people who sit around the arbor all day?



I've heard that lead is bad for the colon. can (s)he use a ballpoint pen instead?


it's an inside joke involving a mountain lion, the 36th president of the united states and a small blind man from pakistan. make it stop please.

Whats so funny about Lyndon B. Johnson?

I just ate a chili cheeseburger from my local diner place and it's doing a number on my stomach.

Oh I thought Pookie had fallen ill. But since this is not a real thread pertaining to Pookie I will ignore it, for the time being.

From the title of this thread I thought maybe Pookie had soiled his own undergarments.

Coincidentally, I actually have.

haha how many?

Dear Pookie,

i have a trapped nerve in my neck/shoulder and it really hurts, what can i do?

Love,
your friendly neighborhood screamingskull

Dear Pookie,

My arse is numbed, although I have had no sex in a while. I think it has succumbed to nostalgia. What do you recomend?

Sincerly,
Billy-Bob

ALL of them, apparently.

Ask his wife!

This isn't Ask Pookie! Don't you dare answer my question!

I have an itchy butt.

a mountain lion, lyndon b johnson and a small blind man from pakistan walk into a bar....