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I know she's a crazy person, but should I invite her to see Surfs Up with me?

Yes.

Unless:

1. She is so crazy she is going to hurt somebody there
2. She is so crazy she will think that your act of kindness makes you her boyfriend and then starts acting really freaking creepy- stalking you, screaming at you for not calling, etc.

She's hot, so I really don't care.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH POOKIE???

:mad:

When there abode in the Virgin womb the fire of the Godhead, whose Face is fire, whose clothes are fire, whose covering is fire, how did it not burn her?

Sorry if I'm out of line here answering this question myself, but I would assume it would include large quantities of aloe vera.

I haven't done anything with Pookie.

What do you think of Saturday Night Klortoons?

mark it well, Doppelganger, I know ye for what thou art.

Because she was pure?

I think Saturday Night Klortoons has a cool title.

Should I pull another all-niter at Starbucks when I have classes the next morning?

Only if you want to hate yourself tomorrow.

What if the class isn't until 11:15?

Well technically if you're pulling an all nighter, the earlier your classes the better, because you get to sleep sooner. But if you can manage to get 4 hours of sleep before your 11:15 class, you should be fine, provided you get a nice shower and make it to class and eat enough.

Fair enough. The shower is definently a good idea. Last all-niter I pulled, I managed to get to sleep around sun up and got like 3 hours sleep, then slept for another hour in the dorm lounge. So, better strategy this time.

Are you a Steelers fan?

I was excited when they won the superbowl, but I don't really follow them. If a game is on and my brother in law and my Dad are watching it, I'll watch and get into it, but it isn't a big deal for me.

I'm a much bigger Pens fan.

Correct-o-mundo!

yay!

Zeppelin or Sabbath?

Zeppelin, but Sabbath is great too.

dude, unless you are talking about Dio-era Sabbat, that was the wrong fucking answer! Zeppelin sucks! They should have replaced Robert Plant with a chick in like 1973.

Jimmy Page is the reason I started playing guitar.

what do you think of anonymous mantis?
www.myspace.com/brokenmic

that may be, but guitar work, no matter how phenomenally original, can't fix terrible vocals. its why I didn't sing on my own record.

quite true

Who is Eric Sanderson?

I disagree with you on that. I think Plant is a great singer. His voice did start to go in the late 70s, but he was a large part of what made Led Zeppelin so great.

Not to mention: when you think of Led Zeppelin you think of Page, Plant, Bonham, and Jones. They were all phenomenal musicians in my opinion.

When you think of Sabbath you think of Ozzy and Iommi. And most people don't even think of Iommi. Most people just think of Ozzy.

Another thing is- Led Zeppelin wasn't a parlor act. Their drummer died- the band was through. They didn't just get a new drummer. I think that is part of what made them great- they knew when to stop. Look at the fucking album The Who made after Keith Moon died. Fucking horrible.

Black Sabbath didn't know when to stop.

I like it. Reminds me a bit of a Sega Video game soundtrack.

One night at a radio station we played at, we hooked a sega genesis up to a rack effects unit that they had and had people play.

Awwww, college radio, where you can do whatever the fuck you want as long as you don't break FCC rules! :)

Depends on which Eric Sanderson you mean. But every Eric Sanderson I know of is a man.

If you are referring to the Raw Shark Texts, I've never read it. Should I?

Fuck Robert Plant. Dude ruins Zeppelin for me. The instrumentatioin is fucking righteous, and then this fuck decides to start his caterwauling and baby-stomping, it's annoying. And his lyrics suck ass too.

how much money have you made yet from your little advice column, oproh?

Zero dollars my good man!

that's not good for business! you need to give away some cars!!

Can you make your answers funny?

^^ and on top of that you've got hecklers. :(

Haha. I'm a friendly heckler, for sure.:)

I'm not a magician of funniness, able to pull funny out of a hat at command.

Oh wait did you hear my joke about why the jews invented bagels? Oh ummm, I can't tell that one can I? That wouldn't be PC. And plus I sort of need you to get a visualization of my jewy face eating a bagel as I tell the joke.

Ummm, how about this one. . . What does a sex ed teacher call two homosexuals? Oh wait. . . that isn't PC either.

Ok, ok, ok. . .

a mushroom walks into a bar

bartender says "we don't like your kind here!"

mushroom says "I'm a fungi!"


A string walks into a bar.

bartender says "We don't like your kind here"

string walks out, ties himself into a knot and frays one end

The string walks back into a bar.

bartender says "hey aren't you that string that I just told to get out?"

string says "nope, I'm afraid not!!!!"




hahahaha! some good old fashioned humour! What? Your not laughing?

Well :fuckyou: