How many Swa(y)s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 

I'll leave you guys to answer this one.

as long as he screws witha condom on and we have no cause for congratulations i am happy.

One to offer the points that light bulbs can make black people sick, but Europeans are immune to them, and that people who prefer candles are all stupid.

One to photograph the event, which will of course be performed nude after a bath.

One to screw in the actual light bulb with the aid of a chair.

One to supervise the proceedings and conclude afterward that it looks "okaye."

one to tell everyone that they are passive and should do it themselves.

winner of best post of the day

Seconded.

best thread ever

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i can't top drone but:

none, all are too busy typing about it on the sy board.

best thread ever.

Poor old swa(y), he's not that much of a cunt.

But just enough of one...

blesshim, at least he isnt Everyneurotic.

i love the ignore function, it's like getting rid of cancer.

What!?

It's not Caturday!

BASTARDS.

I'm so embarrassed for you.. :(

I've sunk lower than lolcats. believe you me.

No, I mean;

well that fucking sucks doesn't it.

I expect better burns from you in the future young man!!!

Are you suggesting that his past missives have set any kind of standard whatsoever that he would need to live up to some sort of expectation in this regard?

not so much.

that last one almost put me to sleep though. if it wasn't for the shaking of my head back and forth, I would have surely passed out from exhaustion.

fuck it. I AM going to bed.

I want to watch sway on tv doing a Sinead O' Connor/Pope picture-ripping gesture kind of thing. That controversial, man.