$10 says...
 

Li'l Bow Wow eats an Angel Kitten before the year's out.

any takers?


here she is standing on a car next to my fence, ready to pounce.

Don't be a degenerate, save whatever it is you're on about.

I don't have pictures, but the angel kittens live next door.

a psychic told my neighbor that her dead mother sent the mother kitten to her so that SHE would be there when the babies were born. it was a sign from GAWD.

Lil' Bow Wow is going to jump the fence and have an Angel Kitten as a snack.

I think it's a pretty safe bet.

Well make it your duty to save the kittens and pacify the dog!

neighbor lady thinks that all cats should be free to roam around outside (another sign of insanity?).

I told that guy who owns the dog that ever since he moved that car there, the dogs look like they're going to jump. Lil Bow Wow's father (Kanye...ya rly) is 4 times as big and mean. he gets on the car too. Lil Bow Wow is the one that looks crazy enough to jump.

I've done my part. only thing left to do is sit back, watch and maybe make some money.

is this not a common thing where you are?

liar.

$10 don't talk.

people are more than welcome to let their cats do whatever they wish.

personally, I'd rather my cat not get feline leukemia, run over by a car, or eaten by Lil' Bow Wow. that's why our cats live to be 25+ (ya rly).

well, that and Cat Chow. it gives them weird bald spots, but they live forever on that shit.

if you let a cat out when it's young, it will always want out. our cats want no part in that.

such a sad sad life (what with the satin fucking pillows and all). hah




I'm not that into big stakes. I have black cloud kind of luck. this is a bet that I hope that I would lose (mostly because I'm the only thing between Lil' Bow Wow and the Angel Kittens).

I don't want to die like that.

beef |
& ___> grind > roll > toss /fence\ => quiet
glass |

i've had ten dollar bills and i have never heard even one say a word, but maybe currency doesn't like me.

I don't think there is anyone named *Lil* Bow Wow..

the dog is, apparently.

holy shit, in 60 posts you'll be the first person at 10,000 posts!

anybody remember the rumor that lil bow wow had gotten raped by one of master p's bodyguards?

that wasn't a rumor.

but can you blame his bodyguards? i mean, lil bow wow does have a "Fly" little nigga azz.

uhm porkmarras has beat him by about 5000 posts and now he is still posting as sarramkrop

WAIT, PORKMARRAS AND SARRAMKROP IS THE SAME PERSON?!

...

in all seriousness, it seems like porkmarras was a lot less assholeish than sarramkrop; name changes change people!

but yeah, i forgot about that. goddammit.

oh and i'd probably be there maybe but chris habib banned me for some stupid reason before and then i moved and had no internet.

i wish you had been first!

yeah.. as uncensored as this place is, it surprises me anyone would be banned...

i bet his little booty hole was tight, too.

talk about screwin' the pooch.

lol the angel kittens.

Oh really, sunshine? Why? Is that perhaps because I called you out a few times when you felt like using a deeply negative attitude towards bands for what seemed like futile reasons, and it all didn't sit too well with you? Or perhaps it is because I got a little annoyed with the innate joy that you seem to have for trying to badmouth what you percieve as sacred cows on THEIR VERY OWN FORUM? I'm not a fan of The Beatles or The Stones, or many other bands for that matter, but you certainly don't see me on their forums, where all their fans go, trying to deconstruct their back catalogue to make me feel like an important critical institution in the making. And in saying that, I am in fact capable to use my brain to see that at the very least those bands had ambition in spades and didn't spend all their time constantly slagging off other musicians on the internet. There you go, my lovely.

this thread needs more Angel Kittens (AND FAST).

Look at my horse. It's nice, isn't it?

I keep clicking, but I can't find it!!?

I'm here!

I'm clicking this one, and I was clicking that one, but neither seem to take me to a majickal place.

dubba-u-tee-eff?!!?

sun shiney faces are supposed to make you HAPPY, but if that's the case, why am I crying?? :( :( :(


click mine, it's loaded with happy happy!!

This is what came up:





How did you do it?

GET THE FUCK OUT!!

We're not scared.

I am.

there's no telling what lurks behind that red x!!

HEHE I'm talking to you, but you can't hear me because I'm am on ignore!!



:( sadness returns.

.... and we melt with it.

oh my gawd. what did you put in my cofffeeee/??

i've killed angel kittens. true story.

yr a bad bad man.

i was about 12 or 13, i took 4 or 5 little kittens to my grandpa olive grove and buried them alive.

hell awaits me.