Wow.... This can't be serious.
 

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Can I exchange my 5 goats, 2 sheep and a cow for that second blond teenager?

What an odd website.

Oh, wait it's made by christians. That explains it.

so having a hangover does have its advantages aye?

"Gaby has traveled a lot and seen enough of the world to realize that America is where she wants to live and while all she needs is one good man to be a good wife to, she graduated high school a year early and intends to go to college so her husband would have to be okay with that."

NEXT *scratches belly*

Good lord, the Tesitmonials are worse.

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.

The fact that you can marry someone who's 14 1/2 years old seems quite worrying...

fkn americans.

hey!





















watch it.

the ignore function sure comes in handy.

Further proof that:

1 - Prospective parents should be made to fill in a series of tests to qualify them as fit before they have babies.

2 - My capacity to get disgusted by certain things is still alive and kicking.

3 - Some cultures are simply falling apart much more at a faster rate than they were before.

What a fucking appaling way for human beings to carry themselves. Really.

ive gotta say ive got my eye on the fiery Kristin....she's the most expensive on page 1, and my search has stopped there...Edgar Allan Poe married his 14-year-old cousin, right? so its ok

I'd say all the customers are rich Ephebophiles.

So I figured I'd give it a shot:

 

A quick submit later:

 

Updates on what happens when I get them.

Sarah M.
Age: 16,
Location: Northwest

Bride Price:
$26,995Sarah calls herself a Goth but we insisted she not dress in black for this photo. She reads and writes a lot of depressing poetry and it takes a lot to get her nose out of a book. She says she’s an Old Soul in a new young body and she’s already been married lots of times and she might die again tomorrow so why wait?



bargain!

EXTERMINATE.

i bet they have a clearance season.

edit:
wait, it's wrong to joke about this.
human traffic it's not a funny topic.
fucking idiots.

it is when its family jico....the fact that its parents selling girls is funny

it's not funny, because that actually happen. and it's not a funny story.

man. now i wish i had saved all those student loans up and put them towards something REALLY useful.

gah.

if it was about young euro girls being sold as sex slaves in bosnia then it wouldnt be funny...as thats real....this isnt...

There you go, parents. Need a new car?? Wanna take a trip???? Sell your daughter.

mail order brides? yeah they are for real. i doubt this is serious however because the government would have been cracking some skulls if it were.

I remmeber once during a cricket match which was being televised, the cameras panned to the surrounding areas of the stadium as they usually do, and there was a wedding which obviously involved a woman of Asian background. A commentor said off air, well he thought he was off air, "You think she's mail order?" or something of the kind. Yeah, he got in trouble.

Hmmm, if I buy a wife from that site, than start making baby girls, in 13-14 years it could be a really good investment!

good thinking...i guess we'll have to request pictures of hips before making any decisions...gotta find the good child-bearing kind....and hope she doesnt spawn any of those worthless male children

If she gives birth to males, we'll "make them" female.

muhahahahahah muhahahaha

Excellent

*tents fingers