an impotent waitress ruined my day
 

So i went and met up with someone for lunch. We went to Vincent's, which happens to be one of my favorite italian restaurants here in Houston. I went ahead and ordered the Veal Picatta, my favorite dish, and a glass of savaguone blanc, something not too oaky, to compliment my dish.
Bitch brings me the worst fucking glass of beaujolais, which was not only too fucking oaky, but was also oxidized like a motherfucker.

Anyways, I didn't have the heart to complain, so I enjoyed my meal with a glass of water.


How was your lunch?

I had leftover pizza, with Tapatio hot sauce.

with Hot Sauce....?

...k.

Huh, I never have wine with lunch.

And I haven't had lunch yet. Maybe I should go out and get some?

Yes you should try it. Get this hot sauce, with peperoni pizza.

so the bitch basically gave you vinegar crypto!

My lunch was great - Pakistani - I had some kind of chicken and rice with stewed okra.

don't complain.

i have three more years of eating in my high school cafeteria. today i got caught "skipping" and got sent to the end of the line.

I'm SHOCKED that you didn't go all gangsta on her ass!

OAKEY WINE FOR LUNCH!!!? oh, the humanity.




PS: you did mean "impoRtant waitress" right? like the waitress that only serves important people?? if not, there's yr problem.

DEMAND RESPECT.

Well there was the one waitress at that dive just outside of Los Vegas....


I don't want to talk about it.

In elementary school, the lunch lady line inspector would make me do Home Alone impressions.

I was anti-school authorian early on thanks to that cunt.

i think you meant incompetent

i took my nieces shopping and to lunch and we ate HOT WINGS!

I suppose technically the meanings of "incompetent" and "impotent" are somewhat interchangeable, but "impotent" usually denotes happenings and non-happenings in the sexual realm, not the service industry.

impotent means "powerless" as well.

1.not potent; lacking power or ability. 2.utterly unable (to do something).

she was unable to do her job

She was unable to do her job correctly. If she were impotent, she wouldn't have brought you any wine.

bah, okay.

couldn't she have worn a STRAP ON?

maybe she didn't bring you the right wine cos she didnt know what "savaguone" was. i don't either. bat guano comes close.

you can also say "excuse me, this is the wrong wine, can you please bring me the SAVAGUONE??"

and about the wine being spoiled, that's the problem of ordering wine by the glass. it usually sucks. get a bottle of wine, or mineral water.


that's an impotent heart. why couldn't it do it?

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ps - ... your WHOLE DAY?

Yes, it was a very unpleasent experience... it ruined my meal.

maybe she was trying to help you and her efforts were misunderstood. i think of sauvignon blanc as more of a fish wine. she just didn't want to point it out in front of your friends.

Naw, you're just a show-off and can't help it. Considering your implied connoisseur's palate, I would guess that after one sip you could have just flagged her down to switch it out. And, hey, that way you would have gotten the drink you wanted and a free swig of liquor to boot instead of having such a reportedly abominable dining experience.

And since one good turn deserves another, I'll be having rib eye steak again tonight with cottage cheese and a salad. I'll be drinking cheap boxed wine and having a few microbrews and bowls later while I enjoy the Saints at Colts game.

I know what I like.
Now, had I asked for a recommendation, it'd be a different story... but I didn't.

in a civilized country, you would not be allowed to ruin the chef's creation with such a bad wine pairing.

just saying...

try Luna De Luna chardonnay

yum yum

I've got some Peter Vella White Zinfadel. It's only fifteen bucks for five liters and it's smooth enough as long as you don't guzzle it like an idiot.

But, of course, the esteemed Mr. Crypto gentleman wouldn't touch the stuff with a ten-foot pole.:rolleyes: Hey, boxed wine has never been exposed to light, and the price is right...so there!

I've got some Brooklyn Beer lagers, etc...

My lunch was superb, it consisted of a bottle of Boost (similar to a milkshake, but not a fucking milkshake. It is a nutrient-beverage...) no solid foods until the 20, yahoooo!

ha ha ha, i was just fucking with crypto, because he invites the attention, and in fact i was just talking out of my ass for fun--his wine pairing might in fact be a good one.

but gentleman or not, i wouldn't touch that boxed shit you mention either. maybe as a laxative.

try sneaking moonshine next time.

Yeah, right, you buy the $20+ per bottle wines. :rolleyes: Give me a break. Could you people get any more fake?

You usually express your intent and meaning rather shittily; thanks for another example.

One or two glasses of a boxed wine from California with dinner is not going to give you diarrhea.

For me, it's just another component that assists in building a nice buzz.

But yeah, if you go crazy on just about any wine, regardless of expense or quality, you're in for some squirts the next day, or even worse, a horrible hangover waking you up in the the middle of the night.

It seems that you wanted to express this, but couldn't find words other than ones that might rub me the wrong way.

ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

oh, i got him going!

with boardies like this, who needs tv?

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ps- pothead

my day was horrible because my cat died.

and yesterday was horrible because we knew that today she was going to be put to sleep.

fuckit man, so sorry. that's fucked up.

i dont know what to say. sorry.

WHAT!? Your cat was cute! :(

My sincere condolences, T&B. This is worse than Pavarotti.

that's rough, t&b.

condolences.

thanks guys.

Yeah, condolences.

dude, i'm cool with you guzzling down boxed wine and shit, but who in their right mind drinks white zinfadel?

Sorry to hear that T, it always sucks when a pet passes...

you planning on getting another one, maybe?

you have been the biggest asshole towards me these past 2-3 months.
what is the problem?

I think i've asked before, but never got an answer
So, please, do tell
Feel free to PM me or something

no, we have another cat (the mother of the one who died today) who is quite old and i'm sure she wouldn't be happy about having a new cat in the house