Happy Birthday, HaydenAsche
 

Wherever you are, have a good day.

(This is posted more as a ritual than in expectation that it will be seen, but I hope the good vibes make their way to you somehow)

happy bday, heathenasche

happy birthday hayden.

not sure if i should congratulate you, you'll soon be tried as an adult and that can't be a good thing. i mean some DAs often do that to 17 year olds.

but i hope you're having a kickass day, wherever you are.

Happy birthday Hayden.

happy birthday, little fuck.

Have a good one, Hayden.

According to Hayden, I'm apparently a cunt and a twat. So no happy birthday here, I'm afraid.

Look at this cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!

happy happy birthday you fagget cunt!!!

He called me several names before, but I promptly put him in his place and he ended up fancying my fag butt for life. Try it, it works.

Well if he ever rears his ugly head again we'll see what happens.

ugly head? piss off.

Thanks for the good wishes.

have a good one man, listen to atdi and go nuts.

Oh, c'mon guys! Don't be such fagheads.

hayden why are you not a cunt anymore?

happy birthday. listen to polysics and go nuts.

Oh, but I am, dear. Don't ever give up hope.

17 was a very good year for me. Hope it is for you as well, you foulmouthed snotnosed punk.

Thanks, you well-preserved fashion victim.

I sleep in formaldehyde.

by the way, did you hear the new one from modern life is war?

It's doing wonders for your skin. You don't look a day over 60.

Yeah, it's alright. I like Witness better, though.

he's a live!

nice to see you again, betty boop.

Happy B-Day, Be drinking a pint for yah soon!!!

it's not really Hayden's birthday.

this is just a troll.

Many happy returns, Hayden. Have a good weekend celebrating it.

Cheers to one more year of being charged as a minor!

Happy Birthday Hayden, you Xiu Xiu worshipping mad bastard

AIDS/ Jailbait/ CUNT/ obsequious prick/ pretentious twat/ WASTER/ FAG

Take your pick, prick!

happy birthday my little ginger skank. hope all goes well.

Happy Birhtday man, enjoy your last year before you become an official adult.

i'm only 5 months away
if i get arrested it counts :(

Don't worry the last Birthday you will look for is 21 after that it is downhill.

i don't think it will be going downhill from there
things have gotten progressively better since i moved out of my mom's house, which was just about two years ago.

Well that is good then.

Oh, weird.
I thought I had a weird dream in which I got a myspace thing saying Hayden's birthday was soon... but then I actually looked at my myspace friends, and realized that.. well, he is my myspace friend, and I did indeed get an actual 'thing' saying it was his birthday...
So...
that's pretty cool.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

yeah. it's okay though.
we looove each other now.