R. Kelly - Trapped In The Closet chapters 1-1,000,000
 

It's on IFC right now...I liked it up until the midget came outta the cupboard.

He should dedicate the rest of his music career to making a million chapters actually...

genious.

some of the best shit i've ever seen.

The best part is he seriously thinks it's amazingly good.

When I first saw them I almost died laughing, they're too funny.

Nothing lands my face into the palm of my hand like one of R. Kelly's "Trapped In The Closet" treatments.

you see the live performance where he throws a pillow? it was awesome.

I also like how since he thinks a guy might be in his dresser, he pulls out his berretta.
This man's writing abilities can only be matched by his spotless personal record.

but it IS amazingly good!

I genuinely loved Chapters 1 through 5, I mean I have the videos on the DVD that came along with TP.3 Reloaded. Wow, they were just the best. The ones after that...not so much. I've stopped watching. It's kind of upsetting.

lux, have you seen 13-22? there's some real gold in there.

No. I wasn't planning on it either, unless you can GUARANTEE that it's worthwhile.

it's so deep.

chapter 13 isn't that great, but it gets better and better. i mean, he even says "crazier than a fish with titties" for pete's sake!

CRAZIER THAN A FISH WITH TITTIES!

You've got to be kidding me.

What is the world coming to.

hopefully a world dominated by men who pee on 14 year old girls and go on to write what could be the best drama ever known to history.

Okay, I'll give you that much.

But only because I have a weakness for watersports!

uhh

best musical ever.

Do parts 13-22 still have the same music that 1-12 do?

If so, that's awesome.

what the fuck for a second i thought chout had finally returned.

don't cry for me, i'm already dead

yes they do. and there are 10 more chapters coming out in november i believe.

trapped in the closet is genius....

I still can't figure it out, is he serious about it or is it all a joke?

Both