The Daily Cunt
 

Share your daily experiences as a cunt on here.

you first

I've fooled my wife's grandmother into thinking that I'm "soft-spoken and nice" and that my wife is "much luckier than her sister" when it comes to comparing spouses.


poor old lady. I've got her snowed.

I left all the washing up for my mum to do when she got home because my brothers did too and I did the washing up last night.

I don't think that has the qualities of cuntishness though, to be a cunt is to be deliberately obnoxious, not just a bad person.
So I'll try harder tomorrow.

i'm a nice guy.
no cuntishness from rob instigator

i got someone into trouble at work but then again they should do their fucking job and its not like i didnt tell them what to do a million fucking times.

Oh I get it, you are being a cunt.

^ I have been a cunt to someone on the internet, here's my experience.

Never fuck a dwarf with downs syndrome, its not big and its not clever

I lied to some friends today.

 

Oh look, a buggery box!

pics or it didn't happen.

wow. i bet you that gets hims lots of hot dates.

i was nice today! honest!
well my mommy did some laundry for me but she insisted.

You have been to me, however I am a masochist.

I'd wish I could experience sparkling fits of cuntdom, but I'm just throroughly, boringly annoying, which isn't surprise to anyone.

Today however I might've made a cuntish remark about someone.

ahhh, the threads on the board get less-interesting by the day

Poor lamb, I should take notes from what's posted on the Dinosaur Jr board and ask for it to be a sticky together with one for National Verbal Diarrhoea Day.

cuntestry.

I actually have to remind myself to be a cunt this weekend. I've been being too nice for too long, if I'm to get into her pants, a cunt I must be.

some days i almost feel like the bad guy in seven, well maybe not that bad.

what's with the Cusak?