Okay, so who can make avatars?
 

If anyone can make avatars could you please make me one with these picture and a dark orange border. I usually get people on KR to make them but I'm impatient.

emmah,

if you mean avatar for this you can simply link the picture & the board software will resize it.

if you need to add an orange border you can do that with ms paint. jut save as jpg not bmp and you're set. you can also make a matting rather than cut into it....

anyway i'd make you one but...

ok, one



im in a bit of a hurry bu you do the other 3?

1) open ms paint
2) use paint bucket w/ matting color
3) "paste from" name of photo
4) center accordingly on top left corner
5) resize bottom right corner to match edges
6) save as jpg

Yes, the craftmanship required to make avatars is a highly specialized skill set. You were right to ask advice and post a thread.:rolleyes:

next thread topic will on the subject of elementary social skills, their acquisition and practical use. stay tuned.

ps- emmah, don't mind the old crank-- were you talking about moving gifs?

Wow, suddenly you've gained access to a time machine and are a young man again, Ponce de !@#$%!.:rolleyes:

And the very next thread after that will be about internet posters who are obviously overwhelmingly insincere and inconsistent in their beliefs, so stay tuned!

what are you mumbling about, lunatic? put on your dentures so everybody can understand.

You're really losing it.

Aren't you older than me anyway? Maybe you're not (as I think about it more), but hell there's only a few years difference in our ages.

At my last check-up they told me I "must have great genes." If I treat my hair a little, I suddenly look like I'm in my twenties again (born in '68). And, I'll add, I don't have a single wrinkle.

ha ha ha. who cares what "they" told you-- you act like an old crank on this board. low testosterone levels maybe? or are you just generally bitter?

I was wondering if you could muster up an "age is a state of mind" defense and am mildly shocked that you can articulate such a germane point.

However, you're carrying on quite foolishly, and as anyone that reads this board knows, you yourself like to post in a (your own words) "Mr. Hyde" style, so why the melodramatic and judgemental flip-flop? Is it because it it suits your (perversion-masked-as-insincere-chivalry) purposes?

what this board knows is that your "specialty" is to pick on teenage girls and other minors because you think they are less "smart" than you, mr. socially inept dork. why do you try to discharge your unfocused anger on those who, unlike you, still have hope in their lives?



hey, teacher, FUCK OFF.

Judging by your sigs, I gather that you are both old. There was an old saying for this, something about pots, kettles, and african-americans...

AGEIST RACIST!

At least I don't discriminate between those I hate. I am an equal opportunity bigot.

so what yr saying is, you hate old black people?

that's just wrong.

you're missing the pont-- it's not about anybody's age, it' about being an old cranky fuck who picks on kids. though maybe atari was already a lunatic dork at 14

but about age, it's how you carry yourself-- just look at gmku, there's a fine specimen of elder rock statesman.

I know, I have a problem. Why else would I so freely tell everybody this? Can't you see this is a cry for help?!?

* nice *

i must spread some reputation etc.

In all seriousness, it is funny how people are the same through their entire life and are constantly having their age blamed for it. If somebody young can't drive, it's because they are young and experienced, and if they get old and can't drive, it's because they're old and their senses have lessened. Nobody considers the possibility that maybe this person could just never drive.

ha ha ha. yeah.

have you shared these feelings with him?

I have no idea what yr getting at, but I like yr style.

yeah, i said i wanted to be like him when i grow up, and asked him what courses he took at the senior hipster academy. it's one of those online schools for working adults looking for career advancement.

hehe

pisspot-- i might drive by OK soon-- are you available to share a plate of fried lice?

You sicken me.

oh! sensitive!

thai ok?

I'm not sure I trust the vietnamese pho houses....

ahh fuck.

i heard lice was big in oklahoma, not sure who cooks it best. i'll trust your judgment on that...

but seriously, PM--

That was a pretty sweet red x there.

not as big as the spiders.

who knows, maybe by the time you get here I'll be able to walk again.

:(

I fucking hate when that happens.

I just realized you meant Oklahoma.
I thought that was supposed to be some kind of "Chinee Patois."
Hence my indignation.

I almost blew snot on my monitor.

that's how we roll in OK.

snot on everything.

ok, this is how I put it:

baby, [fingerquotes]crazy symbol name guy[/fingerquotes] is coming by next week. so you need to find a cool "non-gay" place to eat / drink at.

she's excited, and for some reason, thinks you are "hilarious".

she's never met clone imo.

is she going to point at me and laugh like i'm some kind of freak, when we're walking in the street?

she won't be the only one, im sure...

I can't promise you anything. she likes to bill herself as "the devil's favorite girl", so she's bound to find a way to offend you somehow. it's how she get's her kicks.

god, now she's going on and on about how much she likes you.

fuck, I'm going to be sick of yr ass before you even arrive.

:D



PS: sorry emmah. I hijack threads al qaeda style.

:(

PSPS: rapaz maldito don't delete yr posts. you were starting to get somewhere....

god, now I'm going to have to make a thread to you because I'm sure you've been scared off.

nah, i promise she'll detest me before the second round of drinks. then you'll have the perfect excuse to punch me. deal?