i'm losing my mind!
 

i haven't gotten laid in over three weeks! what's wrong with me?

to make matters worse, i have to teach music to kindergardeners in exactly 1 hour. GRAPE APE!

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GRAAAAAPE APE!

you know, I never really cared much for Grape Ape as a kid. I liked the way he would surf on top of that van, but yeah....never did it for me. maybe it's because he wasn't a giant laser wielding robot. :confused:


I'm sorry for yr lack of lovin' though. maybe the kids will have a hot teacher.

but he said "grape ape, grrrrape ape." who needs robots and lasers when you have a giant purple ape?

oh and their teacher is a rather large woman with the southern mom hair-cut. that alone tells me that her goodies were probably sewn up in the name of the lord a long time ago.

my friend, one blast from a wave_motion_gun would certainly put a stop to all that Grrrrrape Ape nonsense.

who has a need to say their own name over and over?

I'll tell you what.....maybe I'm being too hasty. I'll give it a try.


flllllooooatingslooowly fllllloooooatingslooooowly.

nope. I got nothin'. sorry.

Go to your local gay club, you will get laid quickly.

but i want some POOOOOON-TANG! what makes it worse is that i'm single now.

after i got a bag of cat litter thrown at my head, last week, i swore i'd flip the switch and go to the other side, but penises just aren't as pretty to me.

i knew you were losing your mind with that ipod thing.

but now it's serious.

srs bizz.

i COULD use my iphone to pick up chicks, though....oh wait, i did that at the bar the other night and i just remembered it (a bit too many glasses of rum).

i feel your pain, man.

yes but you gotta get your hands off the eye-phone and on her

THAT is the critical step

(unless you prefer IM sex)

nah. she could do coke off the screen of my iphone while i hit it from the back. that way i could look at both the ass (or lack thereof) AND the iphone.

after having sex i never worked out what was so good that it made people act this way

psh. whatevz. bonin' is life and life is bonin'.

but what about banging makes it life?

i dont know why people make such a deal about coke and fucking-- coke is an anaesthetic, which numbs you. i've fucked on coke, all i got was rugburn on my knees. anyway, it's a horrible drug. pure pestilence.

i wouldn't be doing coke. i don't party. but but but this girl rolls with the white nosed sugar booger crew in my city. which is fine, b/c i'm not trying to wife, i just need some trimmmmm.

i like iphones, she likes coke. she wants to go 1/2 on a baby with me and i'm in need. that's just me finding a way to make it all work.

at least you got some 3 weeks ago.

15 long years.

I felt a disturbance in the force when facebook told me Jeremy had changed his relationship status to 'single'.

I shuddered, I did!

You just need oral sex.

um i know how you feel, i've been stuck here for 2.5 weeks
i can't even imagine what's going to go down when i go home

you could be right. i allllmost got some of that saturday night, but no dice. shit happens, i guess.

a bag of used cat litter thrown at my head. maybe that's what disturbed the force.

I bet if you showed him yr banana, grape ape would give you an awesome hummer.

You disgust me.

thank gawd.

I was starting to think I lost my touch.

here's some more loljapan for ya:

Yeah, I bet the jedi really felt that one.

yeah, dude. even jesus was like "damn!"

How long were you with her?

2 years and some change.

How's life like now?

oh man. i missed that the first few times i went through this page.

and life is okay post break-up. we still live together (we sleep in opposite rooms now) and we bitched and fought for the first few days, but we went riding bikes down the levee today and it seems as if all is well for now.

I want to live in the same sitting room as floatingslowly and have THAT picture on the wall. I laughed out so much, some food went through my nostrils and caused me to weep like a lamb.

Still living together. That's a plus. Will make it easier rather than living seperately and you see her down the road with another dude or something. I don't know, just seems more appropriate to still live together. Doesn't seem like such 'closure'.

yeah. i mean, we're still good friends (and on the lease together) and plan on moving to new york together next year, so when it comes to the living situation, the relationship is inconsequential.

yeah, I mean, ethnic minority couples are better off in a big city.You get noticed a bit less.

i'm not sure i follow. do you mean interracial?

Yeah, I mean, you can get all mixed together with all the homos and such stuff. Invisible I think is the word.

That's good.

The worst and most daunting thing about a break-up is investing a huge chunk of your life (2 years in your situation, and for I if I were to break-up with my girlfriend) and then to hate the person or never see them again like you both never existed. That's a hard thing to bare.

i haven't reeled in any gash in about 2 months, and the last time i had sex it was one of the wrongest experiences of my life, i couldn't even entertain the idea of sex for a month.